Diana Ross Might Be Raising Some More Chirrenz!!

As if she does not have enough children, Diana Ross may be caring for some more in the future. Hold on, Katherine!

Michael Jackson's July 7, 2002 will was filed Wednesday in a Los Angeles court, naming his mother the guardian of his children and Diana Ross as a successor guardian to his mother if necessary.

The will, which estimated his worth at the time at more than $500 million, gives his entire estate to the Michael Jackson Family Trust. The documents said Jackson's estate consisted almost entirely of "non-cash, non-liquid assets, including primarily an interest in a catalogue of music royalty rights which is currently being administered by Sony ATV, and the interests of various entities."


His mother, Katherine Jackson, is named as a beneficiary of the trust. Jackson's longtime lawyer John Branca and John McClain, a music executive and a family friend, are named as co-executors of the will.

Usher: Billie Jean Part II (The Kid Is Not My Son)

The National Enquirer is reporting that Usher wants a paternity test done on his youngest child – 6-month-old Naviyd – because he and his soon-to-be ex-wife Tameka were having little to no sexual relations at the time she conceived.

Usher should also request that Tameka drop trou and prove to us and the entire world that she is not tucking a major piece down there. She screams trannydom to us!

“The first thing Usher said was, ‘How did this happen?’ - because he was gone a lot, and their sex life was very, very limited,” a friend of Usher told the tabloid. “People have been telling him that around the time the little boy was conceived, Tameka got together with another man.”

Tameka, however, claims Naviyd is Usher's child and says it was the singer who was being unfaithful at the time.

Peen/poon swap-out?!

We're following this case!

R. Kelly Feeling On More Underage Booties!

As one alleged pedophile is laid to rest, one seen on tape pissing on young girls remains free and still on top of the charts...


Published reports say that a spokesman for R. Kelly “disputed the report” that police raided Kelly's suburban Chicago home looking for a 17 year old girl.

The Olympia Fields, IL Police department and the Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart have denied the report that R&B star R. Kelly is under investigation for a sexual relationship with an underage girl.

Again.

Again.


The information was released on Wednesday, "citing an anonymous source 'close to R. Kelly,'" saying "that police raided the singer's home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between Kelly and a 17-year-old girl." The report also claimed that "Olympia Fields Police are still tenaciously pursuing the case."

R. Kelly is about to go to Africa.

The entire continent should be on high alert!!!

Dolly Parton Remembers Michael Jackson

Dolly Parton is and will always be one of our favorite heauxz. Here's what she had to say about Michael Jackson.

When she passes, we will be in utter despair!!

The King Of Pop Once Again

Michael Jackson will be the King of Pop once again when sales figures are released Wednesday.

According to preliminary reports issued by the magazine, three of Jackson's albums have moved over 100k since his untimely death Thursday, June 25.

The titles, which include "Number Ones," "The Essential Michael Jackson," and "Thriller," all sold at least 100k before Sunday night.

While Jackson's sales jump will not be reflected on the Billboard 200 albums chart, due to the albums being ineligible as catalog entries, Billboard says Jackson will dominate the catalog and overall sales charts. In comparison, last week's #1 catalog album sold 9,000 copies.

"Off the Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous" and "The Ultimate Collection" have also sold well at retail and through digital retailers such as Amazon.com. In fact, Jackson's digital sales surged to nearly 1.8 million last week.

Again, exact sales figures will be revealed Wednesday, July 1.

Who's broke?!

Joe Jackson Is OUT of the Will

If ever there was a reason for MJ to have a will, it's this!

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Michael Jackson's will, last amended in 2002, provides for his kids and his mother, but leaves nothing to his father Joe.

John Branca, Jackson's primary lawyer from 1980 to 2006, is reportedly in possession of the will – which he claims to have written – and plans to submit it to Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday.


According to the will, Jackson left his estate — estimated at $1 billion — to his mother, three children and one or more charities. It also reportedly names Branca and music executive John McClain as executors.

So if Michael Jackson was broke, we want to be broke like that.

It is not known if the 2002 will included instructions on custody of Jackson's three children -- Prince Michael, 12, Paris, 11 and Prince Michael II, 7.

Keep plugging that record label, Joe. It's about all you have left!

Ri-ho-ho Is Never Gonna Learn!

We were kidding about a blow to Laytoya's head.

But Rihanna's?

We might not be joking around. For obviously, it's foreplay to her...

Sources close to Rihanna and Chris Brown say both parties believe the no-contact clause in his plea deal is pointless, not to mention impractical.

"They think it's unnecessary and ridiculous," the New York Daily News quotes of "a mutual pal" regarding the protection order handed down last week. Brown pled guilty to one count of felony assault in the February attack that left Rihanna battered and bruised.

Brown was also told he must stay at least 50 yards away from Rihanna and keep a distance of 10 yards from her if they attend the same event.

"After the proceeding, Ri and Chris talked on the phone for almost an hour and really worked at becoming friends. They're solid now," said the mutual friend.

Solid as a rock...upside her five-head.

Stay tuned, heauxz!