LeAnn Flees Marriage for Peen!

It's over for LeAnn Rimes and husband Dean Sheremet.

"After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage," the country star says on her Web site.

"This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you for your continued love and support."

Rimes, who turned 27 Friday, married Sheremet in 2002 when she was 19 and he was 21. They separated amid allegations of her affair with actor Eddie Cibrian.

LeAnn and Eddie met while filming Lifetime movie Northern Lights last fall. Cibrian, meanwhile, filed for divorce from wife Brandi Glanville last week.


once in a while comes along a situation
little country girl needs inspiration
every starlet gets that wicked push
i married for peen
he didn't crave my

nutbush

city limits got me in a daze
playing with dildoes
got my poon all in a craze

pimped out before puberty
this is what my parents
done dun' to me
latched on to the first man I'd see

I met this friend
I thought would understand
we were after the same thing
a well-hung man

feel my woe
I'm a country, cock-hungry
big-teefs
squinty-eyed ho

I smell a Cuntry Music Award. Where's my check!!!!?

Whitney Is Back! Hide The Pipe!!

First Britney, now, Whitney. Crackheads are making a comeback!

With today's release of her first studio album in seven years, Whitney Houston is gearing up to sell the heck out of it with a string of broadcast and print appearances in the coming weeks.

The 46-year-old pop sensation will promote "I Look to You" with an appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" that will air on Sept. 14. Next Tuesday, she'll tape a performance in New York's Central Park for ABC's "Good Morning America."

And according to Reuters, several magazine cover stories are in the works, including the next issue of Ebony. A tour may also be on the horizon for next year.

Industry sources expect the Arista album will sell between 300,000 and 400,000 copies across the United States during its first week, easily taking the No. 1 spot during a late-summer slump. Such a start would outpace first-week tallies for recent releases by Kelly Clarkson (255,000) and Madonna (280,000) but fall short of those for Mariah Carey (463,000), Beyonce (482,000) and Britney Spears (505,000).

Below is the first track off her new album. We likes:

MJ Was a Pothead!!!!

People magazine is reporting that marijuana was found along with numerous empty drug bottles during a police search of Michael Jackson's rented home shortly following his death, according to search warrants unsealed on Thursday.

Two bags of marijuana, a bottle of temazepam (used to treat sleeplessness), empty bottles of the sedatives lorzaepam and diazepam were discovered during the search, reports People.com. They also found four other empty pill bottles with no indication as to what may have been in them.

The warrant also says that, on the day of Jackson's death, as investigators were at the house, "family members of the decedent notified Los Angeles County Coroner's Assistant Chief Ed Winter that they had located a quantity of tar heroin in [Jackson's] bedroom on the second floor of the residence. Winter notified LAPD detectives of the found evidence." There is no mention in the warrant if the evidence really turned out to be heroin.

With these daily leaks of more drug use, we are surprised Amy Winehouse never knocked on MJ's door!

Naomi Has a Bone to Pick

And probably a cell phone to throw too...

Naomi Campbell is accusing the advertising business of using the recession as an excuse to avoid using black models to sell their products.

"This year, we have gone back all the way that we had advanced," she says, according to UK's Telegraph newspaper. "I don't see any black woman, or of any other race, in big advertising campaigns."

Campbell, who was born in London to a mother of Caribbean descent, refers to the publication last year of a special edition of Italian Vogue dedicated to non-white models.

"That made some noise, but, unfortunately, we are the same as before," she says. "People, in the panic of the recession, don't dare to put a girl of color in their campaign, full stop. Nor of any other race. It's a shame. It's very sad."

No comment on addressing whether designers are afraid to hire Ms. Campbell, who has a history of beating staff and snorting up anything not glued to the coffee tables.

Walter Cronkite, R.I.P.

Walter Cronkite, the premier TV anchorman of the U.S. networks’ golden age who reported a tumultuous time with reassuring authority and came to be called “the most trusted man in America,” died Friday. He was 92.

Cronkite’s longtime chief of staff, Marlene Adler, said Cronkite died at 7:42 p.m. at his Manhattan home surrounded by family. She said the cause of death was cerebral vascular disease.

Adler said, “I have to go now” before breaking down into what sounded like a sob. She said she had no further comment.

Cronkite was the face of the “CBS Evening News” from 1962 to 1981, when stories ranged from the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. to racial and anti-war riots, Watergate and the Iranian hostage crisis.

It was Cronkite who read the bulletins coming from Dallas when Kennedy was shot Nov. 22, 1963, interrupting a live CBS-TV broadcast of the soap opera “As the World Turns.”

He died just three days before the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, another earthshaking moment of history linked inexorably with his reporting.

Paul McCartney Is Cheap!

Paul McCartney speaks about his rift with the late Michael Jackson on tonight's broadcast of "The Late Show with David Letterman."
Taped earlier today at The Ed Sullivan Theater – where the Beatles made their American debut in 1964 to launch the "British Invasion" – McCartney explained that he and Jackson "fell apart" over the Beatles catalog, which the King of Pop snagged only after McCartney told him that he planned on purchasing it himself.


The year was 1985. Jackson and McCartney had just recorded two songs together, "The Girl is Mine" for Michael's "Thriller" album and "Say Say Say" for Paul's "Tug of War." Jackson, one day, asked the Beatles singer to explain the value of artists owning their own music publishing rights.


In the tutorial, McCartney mentioned he was planning to buy rights to the Beatles music at an upcoming auction. McCartney said Jackson commented that he would buy the rights first. McCartney laughed it off as a joke.


Cut to the auction, where McCartney found out that his buddy paid $47.5 million to outbid him for the catalog. Adding insult to injury, the moonwalker then turned around a few years later and sold the rights to Sony for $95 million.


According to McCartney, Jackson informed him, "That's just business, Paul."


"We've never kind of got to it, and I thought 'hmmm,' so we kind of drifted apart," the 66-year-old told Letterman, but then added that "there was no big bustup."


He then said Jackson "was a lovely man, massively talented, and we miss him."

Well, what else can he say? Other parts of that time McCartney did not mention was how cheap he was when it came to the sale. Even Yoko wanted to pay more.

And then he let a peg-legged ho hop off with even more?

Tsk tsk tsk, Paul!

Blow Up of the Day!

We hope the bride to be that never was at least kept all the receipts for the various arrangements, considering the price tag.

San Antonio Spurs star Richard Jefferson left his bride hanging last Saturday, stopping cold a posh Manhattan wedding that reportedly cost $2 million to prepare, reports the New York Post.

Jefferson -- who was traded from the New Jersey Nets in June -- dumped onetime Net dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols just before the weekend, according to sources. She immediately called her family and friends to say the ceremony booked at the Mandarin Oriental in Columbus Circle was off.

But Jefferson waited much longer, his friends told The Post. "He called about two hours before the wedding. It was nuts," said one Jefferson pal.

This has got to be THE most expensive breakup ever!