The Cheetah Chronicles: And Here We Thought Eight Was Enough...

The Cheetah Chronicles Continue...

When did he find time to play golf?!

I guess there is no such thing as hole in one anymore...


It seemd that one person has had enough of Tiger's fuckery. Elin Nordegren has moved out of their $2.6 million Windermere (Florida) home. Sources say she is living nearby in another house.

We here at Society Sex say fuck that, Elin. You make him move!

*Now, back to the mistresses. At press time, the amount of women rumored to have had affairs with Tiger had grown to nine, according to a British tabloid, TMZ.com, and New York's Post and Daily News publications.

One is rumored to be Holly Sampson, described by People as "a porn star with titles like 'Cheating Housewives 6' and 'OMG, Stop Tickling Me' to her name." She has yet to confirm or deny the rumors, according to Britain's Sun tabloid. That's because porn stars stay true to the game and know when to keep their holes closed. Unlike these other eight skanklettes

The Sun also claims that Woods dated an unidentified British television hostess who's now married but was single during their relationship.

The third woman – again, according to the Sun- is an unidentified wealthy older woman who supposedly hooked up with him in his office. They reportedly met at the Blue Martini bar in Orlando, a location mentioned in accounts of his other alleged affairs. In fact, TMZ.com reported that the Orlando nightclub 23 has nicknamed a private VIP area "The Tiger's Room" for him because he's such a frequent guest.

The aforementioned trio joins previously alleged mistresses Rachel Uchitel (NY club hostess), Jaimee Grubbs (San Diego cocktail waitress); Kalika Moquin (Las Vegas nightclub marketing manager); Jamie Junger (Las Vegas cocktail waitress); Mindy Lawton (Orlando waitress near Woods's home) and Cori Rist (random woman at Manhattan club Butter).

Elin, girl?

Get half, then get out!