Posh To Drop Trou For Armani

Fashion icon (contain your laughter) Victoria Beckham is the spokeswoman for the new Armani fashion house lingerie line — following in the footsteps of husband David Beckham, who also appeared in the fashion house's underwear campaign.

The company said Friday that Beckham will debut in the spring-summer 2009 advertising campaign of Emporio Armani women's underwear.

Giorgio Armani called the former “Posh Spice” of the Spice Girls a “style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition will add great excitement” to the ad campaign.

David Beckham has just agreed to move to Milan, Italy's fashion capital, on a three-month loan to AC Milan starting in January.


Coincidence? I think not.

We posted a pic of David Beckham in his underwear because does anyone really want to see her skinny non-ass in panties?

Didn't think so!

Not Even Trying? Silly Heaux!

Victoria Beckham already has three kids with husband David Beckham and despite her recent obsession with certain foods, the 34-year-old mother says she's not trying to get pregnant — at least not right now.

Beckham told the U.K. edition of Glamour that she's become obsessed with grapes, but says her new fruit fancy is not a pregnancy craving.

"I'm not pregnant, and I'm not trying to get pregnant at the moment," she told the November issue of the mag. "I'm so lucky to have the boys (Brooklyn, 9; Romeo, 6; and Cruz, 3) and they're such great kids. Nice, free spirits and incredibly polite, which I think is very important."


The singer-turned-fashion designer says she sees the Beckham clan expanding in the future, but for now, she's more than happy with everything she has.


She probably looks pregnant after eating a grape anyway.

But feel free to slap her if you see her on the streets. When you are married to someone that looks like that, you try to get pregnant every goddamn night.

Every night!!!!!