Lance Armstong Proves Only One Ball Is Necessary

Armstrong, who won the Tour de France seven straight years after overcoming testicular cancer, announced the birth of his son on the social-networking site Twitter late Thursday night. The proud papa even posted a picture of the newborn, playfully sticking his tongue out at the camera.

“Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!” Armstrong posted to his account at about 11:15 p.m. EDT.

Armstrong and his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, announced in December they were expecting a baby in June. Armstrong also has three children with his ex-wife, Kristin.

About 15 minutes after the initial post, Armstrong sent another message praising the doctor and nurse who helped deliver the newborn, saying they were amazing. He then posted that Max weight 7 pounds, 5 ounces and was 20 inches long.

Three years after retiring following his last Tour de France win, Armstrong announced in September his return to competition and cycling’s marquee race in 2009. He called his comeback an attempt to raise global awareness in his fight against cancer.

And to prove there is a such thing as one-balled wonders.

So now heauxz, your man has NO excuse!

Sheryl Crow: All I Wanna Do...Is Procreate

Seven-time Tour de France winner blamed Sheryl Crow's "biological clock" for the breakup a few years ago with the rock star, according to a new book due out in July, the New York Post reported Friday.

"She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn't want that, but I didn't want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I'd just had kids (Luke, Grace and Bella)," Armstrong, 37, says in the book "Lance," written by John Wilcockson. "Yet we're up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it."

Armstrong and Crow became engaged two weeks before Crow's 44th birthday, in 2005, but then their relationship became "a struggle."

Duh, cougar alert!

"I felt like I wasn't ready ... I would have been in the future, but not then."

Sheryl didn't cry over the one-balled wonder for long, however.

Crow adoped a two-week-old boy in May, 2007.