LeAnn Flees Marriage for Peen!

It's over for LeAnn Rimes and husband Dean Sheremet.

"After much thoughtful mutual consideration, Deane and I have agreed to move forward with dissolving our marriage," the country star says on her Web site.

"This decision was amicable and we remain committed and caring friends with great admiration for one another. Thank you for your continued love and support."

Rimes, who turned 27 Friday, married Sheremet in 2002 when she was 19 and he was 21. They separated amid allegations of her affair with actor Eddie Cibrian.

LeAnn and Eddie met while filming Lifetime movie Northern Lights last fall. Cibrian, meanwhile, filed for divorce from wife Brandi Glanville last week.


once in a while comes along a situation
little country girl needs inspiration
every starlet gets that wicked push
i married for peen
he didn't crave my

nutbush

city limits got me in a daze
playing with dildoes
got my poon all in a craze

pimped out before puberty
this is what my parents
done dun' to me
latched on to the first man I'd see

I met this friend
I thought would understand
we were after the same thing
a well-hung man

feel my woe
I'm a country, cock-hungry
big-teefs
squinty-eyed ho

I smell a Cuntry Music Award. Where's my check!!!!?

LeAnn Rimes: I'm Not Divorcing My Fey Husband

Looks like LeAnn is keeping her husband...and her dildo.

A rep for LeAnn Rimes has hit back at rumors that the singing powerhouse is heading for divorce court.

“Contrary to any tabloid rumor, LeAnn is not seeking a divorce,” the star’s rep said in a statement.

The statement comes on the heels of a report sent out by In Touch Weekly on Thursday, which claimed Rimes told husband Dean Sheremet she is ready to file for divorce and is hoping to be with Eddie Cibrian, with whom she starred in Lifetime movie “Northern Lights” in March.