Something is not right in the universe today. And it could be because Kimberly Jones a/k/a Lil Kim, the curvaceous, hip wriggling, pint-sized rapper known the world over has been .... eliminated from "Dancing With The Stars!"
Even though she consistently scored high marks throughout the competition, she got the boot last night.
"This is one of the greatest experiences I've ever experienced in my life," she said, adding that she expanded the hit show's viewership, "because I brought people who never watched the show."
Rapper Lil Kim, comedian David Alan Grier and former NFL star Lawrence Taylor are among the 13 celebrities who will cut a rug on next season's "Dancing with the Stars," ABC announced Sunday.
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, Olympic gold-medal gymnast Shawn Johnson and TV host Nancy O'Dell of "Access Hollywood" are also in the new cast for the show's eighth season, premiering March 9.
Two couples are among the new crop of ballroom twirlers: pop star Jewel and her husband, rodeo champion Ty Murray will compete against each other, while country singer Chuck Wicks will be partnered with his girlfriend, two-time "Dancing with the Stars" champion Julianne Hough.
Rounding out the new cast are Go-Go's lead singer Belinda Carlisle; actress Denise Richards; Gilles Marini, who played the neighbor ogled by Kim Cattrall's Samantha in the "Sex and the City" film and Steve-O (MTV's "Wildboyz").
In her new book, "Keeping the Faith" singer Faith Evans writes of catching rapper Lil Kim red-handed and buck naked in the bed of her husband, the late Christopher "Notorious B.I.G." Wallace.
A few sexcerpts...
"As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand; it was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room."
" Big sat up in bed and pointed at Kim, who was standing in a corner of the room, trying to cover her naked body with her hands while I was still yelling at Big. When I left a few hours later to get the kids, I noticed that Kim had taken my key to my Land Cruiser and scratched up my entire car, from the hood to the back bumper."
For those of you wondering how Lil' Kim could cover up her freakishly sized Frankentitties with her hands, please note that this all happened back in the day, before Lil Kim had access to plastic surgery.
In case you forgot, I shall include a video to remind you.
Note the darker skin and A-cups she's rockin'. Think black gremlin with a nice wig.
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