Mariah a Whore? Noooooooooooooo!

Since he first burst onto the scene a decade ago, Eminem has been skewering celebrities in his videos. (His 1999 video for "My Name Is" parodied everyone from Marilyn Manson to then-President Bill Clinton.)

But one celebrity thinks the rapper has gone too far. Nick Cannon has angrily denounced Eminem over a derogatory new track on his new album, "Relapse." In the track, entitled "Bagpipes From Baghdad," Eminem dishes about his alleged romance with Cannon's wife Mariah Carey — a romance that she denies ever happened.

"Mariah whatever happened to us," he raps. "Why did we ever have to break-up?" He then turns his sights on Cannon, who married Carey last year. Nick Cannon, you better back the f--- up," he raps. "I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk." It soon gets worse, when Eminem raps, "I wish you luck with that ... whore."

Camp Mariah has not confirmed or denied being a whore.

Mariah Is Probably Adopting An Imaginary Baby....

Mariah Carey is not pregnant, but has reportedly spent $200,000 on baby furniture in preparation for a little bundle of joy someday.

According to the New York Daily News, the songbird got her shop on at a children's store in San Francisco for the new Hollywood home she intends to buy with rented flingboy Nick Cannon. Among the items she allegedly purchased were a pink crib and highchair.

She needs to buy a shrink while on this hsopping spree.


Contacted for comment, a rep for Carey would only say of the story, "not true."

As previously reported, the Daily News quoted sources close to the singer who claimed she made an offer on the David Saperstein estate in the exclusive western L.A. neighborhood of Holmby Hills. Her neighbors would be the Beckhams and Hugh Hefner.

"It's 45,000 square feet and looks like a European castle," says the insider. "It's so big, it can't even be called a mansion - it's similar to Buckingham Palace!"


Carey is said to be putting in a few touches of her own, most notably the nursery. Says the source, "She has asked [interior decorator] Kenneth Bordewick to advise on her new home and has requested an all-pink nursery. It's going to be over the top."

Despite alleged plans for the baby room, there is no indication that the singer is pregnant. But an insider tells the paper, "Mariah has tossed around the idea of adopting."

Hey, if Madonna passes on me, I'd be willing to let Mariah adopt me! I mean, how crazy can SHE be?!