OctoMom as a Stripper!? The Horror!

We like the stage name of Octopussy better. 8 pussies, 8 bucks!!!

While octuplets’ mom Nadya Suleman recently stated she couldn’t remember the details of her exotic dancer past, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly features the alleged low-down on Suleman’s dancing days.

“I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together,” a stripper called “Sage” told the magazine. “She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”

We here at Society/Sex wonder if any of those guys fathered any of her gang of children?!

In addition to that revelation, In Touch reported that “numerous sources” confirmed Suleman, who has previously denied any interest in copying or even being a fan of celebrity mom Angelina Jolie, danced under the name “Angelina” and hoped to become a household name one day.

“(Suleman) always said she wanted to be really famous,” explained Luis Ceballos, a limo driver who claims he once shuttled Suleman and other dancers to those aforementioned parties.

Well, now she is infamous for shooting creatures out of her poon faster than anyone in recent memory!

OctoPussy & Stripper Poles!!!!

Before she became a mother of 14, Nadya Suleman tried to make ends meet as an exotic dancer. According to a report in the National Enquirer, Suleman recently confessed to a brief stint as a stripper.

“I was 18 and at a very investigative stage of my life,” Suleman allegedly told a close friend.

We here at Society Sex are going to interrupt this report to stop thi ho now.

'Investigative point of her life'? It seemd to us that she is yet in one: how many fetuses can she pop out of her beleaguered poon. 14 and counting, but we digress...

“I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie. Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer.”

But she soon realized dancing was only part of the act.

“I only did it one night,” Suleman was heard to say. “I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

Senorita Octopussy is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Any hofessional knows that to rake in the big bucks, you gotta do the lap lambada.

This is why she is on food stamps.

She needs to install a pole, and teach her female chirrenz a little pole work during their breaks between Sesame Street!!!