Showing posts with label Serena Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Serena Williams. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Serena Fined Big Time




APparently, the US Open fines by the pound.

Serena Williams was fined a record $82,500 for her U.S. Open outburst against a lineswoman and could be suspended from the annual New York event if she has another "major offense" at any Grand Slam in the next two years.

Monday's ruling from Grand Slam administrator Bill Babcock said Williams faces a "probationary period" at tennis' four major championships in 2010 and 2011. If she has another "major offense" at a Grand Slam tournament in that time, the fine would increase to $175,000 and she would be barred from the following U.S. Open.

"But if she does not have another offense in the next two years, the suspension is lifted," Babcock told the Associated Press.

He said Williams must pay $82,500 right now, already nearly double the previous highest fine for a Grand Slam offense — about $48,000 Jeff Tarango was docked in the 1990s.

Williams cursed out a lineswoman after a foot-fault call at the end of her semifinal loss to eventual champion Kim Clijsters at the U.S. Open in September. The outburst drew a $10,000 fine from the U.S. Tennis Association in September — the maximum onsite penalty a tennis player can face. But because it happened at a Grand Slam tournament, Babcock was charged with investigating whether further punishment was merited.

He concluded that Williams violated the "major offense" rule for "aggravated behavior." The Grand Slam committee — with one representative from each of the sport's four major championships — approved his decision Saturday.

They're just jealous because no one else in tennis has ass for days and days like Serena.

Haters!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Serena Williams To Bare All (Penis Optional)





Dear fans, where I usually hide my peen is...

Society Sex imagines a passage from Mr. Miss Williams upcoming memoir.

Serena Williams will write about her life on and off the tennis court in an upcoming memoir for Grand Central Publishing, which beat out several other publishers in a fierce bidding war for her story.



Financial terms of the deal weren't disclosed, but an official with knowledge of the transaction said bidding reached at least $1.3 million, according to the Associated Press.

The 26-year-old has won nine Grand Slam titles and a gold medal in women's doubles at the recent Beijing Olympics with her sister Venus.

Blah blah blah. What we really want to know is how does tennis' first tranny juggle her penis and that racket?!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Serena: Bring Back The Catsuit!





Serena Williams picked up her third U.S. Open title last night, but we here at Society Sex were looking forward to a return to the black cat.

Suit, that is.

Always merging fashion and sports, if with sometimes mixed results, Serena came out on top, wearing dashing red.

An added bonus? Williams will regain the number one ranking once they are posted on Monday.

You would have been back in the winner's circle sooner if you'd worn less the past five years, Serena!


Society Sex
knows tennis too!