Monday, September 27, 2010
Lohan To Enter Rehab for the 978,433,286th Time
You mean to tell us that's NOT Lindsay Lohan in the above photo? We're getting our celebrity crackheads mixed up these days, as there are so many. Forgive us!
You know the old adage:
When the going gets rough, the rough grab a crackpipe, say "fuck it" and flee to a rehab!
Following her release from Lynnwood jail on $300,000 bail late Friday night, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting “serious about her recovery,” according to People.
Because who wants to get serious for more pennies on the dollar? It takes over half a million dollars to wake up tricks of a certain pedigree!
According to the mag, a source claims that the troubled starlet plans to voluntarily check herself back into a rehab center, saying, “She will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do.”
Additionally, TMZ claims to have a source who says Lohan will check herself into an inpatient rehab center outside of Los Angeles “within days.”
The site also reports that Lohan’s mother, Dina, as well as the star’s business manager, Lou Taylor, are involved in the rehab planning.
And with a mama like Dina at your side, there's nowhere to go but high.
We mean UP.
As in higher than NASA!
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