Lohan To Enter Rehab for the 978,433,286th Time

You mean to tell us that's NOT Lindsay Lohan in the above photo? We're getting our celebrity crackheads mixed up these days, as there are so many. Forgive us!

You know the old adage:

When the going gets rough, the rough grab a crackpipe, say "fuck it" and flee to a rehab!

Following her release from Lynnwood jail on $300,000 bail late Friday night, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting “serious about her recovery,” according to People.

Because who wants to get serious for more pennies on the dollar? It takes over half a million dollars to wake up tricks of a certain pedigree!

According to the mag, a source claims that the troubled starlet plans to voluntarily check herself back into a rehab center, saying, “She will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do.”

Additionally, TMZ claims to have a source who says Lohan will check herself into an inpatient rehab center outside of Los Angeles “within days.”

The site also reports that Lohan’s mother, Dina, as well as the star’s business manager, Lou Taylor, are involved in the rehab planning.

And with a mama like Dina at your side, there's nowhere to go but high.

We mean UP.

As in higher than NASA!

Lindsay Lohan: Keep A-Knockin', Crackwhore!

We here at Society/Sex can relate to Samantha Ronson's plight. We know what it's like to be stalked by crazy bitches at all times of night, being cornered in parking lots, etc.

Have we said too much?

This is a recent photo of Lindsay Lohan trying to re-connect with her honey bunny, but her former flame has moved on to cleaner, more sanitized pastures.

Is she in tears because she cannot get in or is she crying because she has nowhere else to go for a coke fix?

Keep on knocking, Lindsay.

That door is probably forever closed.

Much like her film career.

Lindsay Lohan is a Thieving Ho!

Dior earrings and a necklace estimated to be worth $400,000 have gone missing after Lindsay Lohan wore them for an Elle U.K. photo shoot.

This case should already be closed. Anyone with eyesight can see that Hohan is back on the smack/crack and thieving it up!

Someone call security!


Police confirm to People that the jewels were reported as missing on June 8, two days after Lohan posed in them. A spokeswoman for the magazine released a statement saying, "Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."

translation: "we cannot prosecute this strawberry snortcake until we have more evidence"

Lohan's rep tells the magazine, "We inquired and everyone from the shoot is being questioned. Hair, make up, stylist...even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate."

We'd suggest that the police look up in that dirty hole of hers.

Yes, all of them.

Sharks Don't Even Wanna Bite It

OK, this is not up for debate. It is what it is:

Lindsay Lohan is a skankdafied strawberry snortcake that is clinging to her teen fame like a crackhead clings to a pipe.

The above pic is of Lindsay taking a pus-filled stroll in Maui as she releases a few crabs into the sand here and there

And, yes, she is underweight and looks dirty as fuck! Teen girls, please do not imitate this look.

Eat something!!

Hohan Unemployed. Quelle Surprise

Look at those fingers! Looks like she stuck them in someone have a heavy flow day, but I digress...

A career slump has left actress Lindsay Lohan frightened for her future. In an interview with Nylon magazine, Lohan insisted she’s willing to work, if only others were willing to hire her.

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now,’” the 22-year-old confessed. “And there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do.”

YOu DID some of them, Lindsay, or did you forget? Coke, ecstacy, jack & Coke...

Lohan said she had hoped for a part in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland.” “But, um, that didn’t work out,” she told the magazine. Now she’s eager for another career opportunity.

“I spoke to (Sean Penn) the other day,” she explained. “We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

She'd better keep calling people while her phone is still working!

Well, if LiLo wants work, she needs to improve her communication skills. Rogen recently responded to Lohan’s claim, stating, “I never got a call from anyone that works for her.”

It sucks to be Hohan!!!

Hohan and Color

Lindsay Lohan referred to President-elect Barack Obama as the country’s “first colored president” in an interview on “Access Hollywood.”

Describing her experience on Election Day, Lohan said: “It was really exciting. It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our first colored president.”

A spokeswoman for Lohan didn’t immediately return messages left Wednesday.

Interviewer Maria Menounos didn’t question the 22-year-old actress on her use of the term. “Access Hollywood” also didn’t cite her remark in its online story, but did post an “extended interview” video on its Web site that included the remark.

Lohan blogged about her support of Obama during the presidential campaign.

She can blog, which means she can obviously read, and she hasn't read that the term colored is out of date?

Someone beat her with her own crack pipe!

Lohan & The Unemployment Line Come Together

Can't you just sense the smack smoldering in this picture?


Ugly Betty" actress Vanessa Williams has come out in defense of guest star Lindsay Lohan amid reports that a feud with lead America Ferrera cut her scheduled six-episode visit to four.


"That's what the press does, that's what gossip's about, and media is about," Williams told WENN. "I had a few scenes with Lindsay. She was a hard worker, she showed up on time and in the scenes I had with her, she was completely prepared. In terms of me working with Lindsay, she was professional, she knew her lines and she was great with me."


The only lines Lindsay knows are found in the bathroom stalls of Manhattan night clubs.

Lindsay Lohan: Confirmed CuntMuncher & Now...Rebel

from one lesbian to another...


Vicious dyke on the loose!!!

Photographers beware: Lindsay Lohan is fighting mad! Gossip site TMZ reports the "Mean Girls" star was so worked up as she passed a crowd of shutterbugs in front of New York City's Bowery Hotel, that she hauled off and punched a paparazzo in the nose.

According to an insider, Lindsay stumbled over a barricade meant to hold the photographers at bay and seemed to assume one of the lensmen tripped her. That's when she allegedly took a swing at a lone pap.

"Oh my God," LiLo was overheard gasping into her cell phone. "I just hit a paparazzi."


We here at Society Sex applaud this skank. We're not even sure she's a lesbian. We just think she likes to have sex. Perfectly normal for a woman of her age - 45.

Strawberry Shortchanged

To mark Playboy's 55th anniversary in January, the magazine approached Lindsay Lohan about doing a nude pictorial. But it appears even an offer of $700,000 couldn’t persuade the actress to bare her breasts.

We are not alone when it comes to snapshots of Hohan's poon. So the question is: why turn down six digits when you've been flashing beet beaver for the past two years for free?

Lindsay's va-jayjay is so accessible, Society Sex could have slipped two of our digits in that strawberry shortcake from here.

And while Lohan has been photographed sans top before — in last year’s tribute to Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine — she is now done posing for naked pictures.

“She’d be happy to do the cover, but no nudity,” Lohan’s rep told Access.

The theme for the proposed layout was based on “Kitten With a Whip,” which starred Ann-Margret, and is Lohan’s favorite film. But, as Lohan’s rep pointed out, there wasn’t any nudity in that film either.

Her rep added that Lohan was “flattered” by the offer, but felt, at this point in her career, the 22-year-old doesn’t need to take her clothes off.

So we had no shame in providing our readers with a free shot of Lohan's titties. Discount mammaries!

Lindsay Lohan Back to Rehab?

Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael, should be celebrating his pre-engagement (and soon to be annulled) bliss, but instead he’s worrying about his oldest and skankiest daughter, Lindsay.

“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself,” Michael says of why he is speaking out.

What has stirred Lohan’s ire? He feels Lindsay is drinking again and her partner, Samantha Ronson, is to blame.

“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”

Michael is only partly right. We here at Society Sex know a cokehead skank (don't ask) when we see one, and Hohan is drinking/smoking/sniffing/fucking any and everything in her path.

So what if she's a lesbian now?n We're all lesbians!

That's beside the point!