Heaux of the Day!!

Of course naturally, one would assume this would go to Barack Obama, and it officially does, but here at Society Sex, we decided to give out the unofficial prize to Jill Biden...


During a taping of the "Oprah Winfrey Show" Monday at the Kennedy Center in Washington, Dr. Jill Biden said that her husband, the vice president-elect, was given a choice of being either vice president or secretary of State.


This revelation came after Vice President-elect Joe Biden told Oprah that after then-Sen. Obama offered the job of VP he asked for some time to think about it and talk it over with his family.


Mrs. Biden interjected: "Joe had the choice of being secretary of State or vice president." She then seemed to realize she'd said something she wasn't supposed to have said.

Her husband laughed.


Said Oprah, trying to continue the conversation, "You said, 'Joe...?'"


"I said, 'Joe if you are secretary of State you will be away, I'll never see you,'" Mrs. Biden said. "We will see you at a state dinner once in a while. But I said if you are vice president, the entire family, because they worked so hard for the election, they can be involved ... They can come to our home, they can go to events, they can be with us and that is what is important to us."

Hillary people had NO COMMENT.

Hmmmm....

Hohan and Color

Lindsay Lohan referred to President-elect Barack Obama as the country’s “first colored president” in an interview on “Access Hollywood.”

Describing her experience on Election Day, Lohan said: “It was really exciting. It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our first colored president.”

A spokeswoman for Lohan didn’t immediately return messages left Wednesday.

Interviewer Maria Menounos didn’t question the 22-year-old actress on her use of the term. “Access Hollywood” also didn’t cite her remark in its online story, but did post an “extended interview” video on its Web site that included the remark.

Lohan blogged about her support of Obama during the presidential campaign.

She can blog, which means she can obviously read, and she hasn't read that the term colored is out of date?

Someone beat her with her own crack pipe!

They Did Not ASK You, B!

Beyonce says she is ready, willing and able to do whatever necessary for President-elect Barack Obama on Inauguration Day in Washington.


"I'm there. I can't wait," she told the Associated Press. "I feel like all of us, we're ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want -- if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I'm there, and I'm ready."


That sounds like some Marily Monroe skankiness to us.

The singer said she already had to cancel a promotional trip to Japan to plug her new album, "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" so that she could remain in the U.S. on Election Night.

"I said, 'What am I doing? I'm completely making a bad decision. I have to go home. I'm gonna kill myself if I'm not home in America,"' said Beyonce. "I knew I needed to be here."

Knowles watched the election results at home with friends and family – while wearing a blue suit and tie with matching red, white and blue stilettos. After he won, she said she "fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face."


Most important, Knowles said, is that the newly elected president has provided inspiration for African Americans.

"My nephew, who is 4, when we say, 'You can do whatever, you can be whatever,' it's not cliche," she explained.

Who taught B what the word 'cliche' means?!

Vote With Vigilance!!!!

To all prospective voters...

(and that better be every damn American linked to my page here!)

In this historical election and already evidence of voter fraud and machines that are malfunctioning, vote vigilantly.


When you're in that booth, take out your cell phone and record yourself pulling that lever or chad or whatever is in your county.


Your vote counts.
Be sure it does!!

Grace Jones Un-Censored

In an interview with German magazine TV Spielfilm, Jamaican-born entertainer Grace Jones said she was sorry Hillary Clinton had failed to last through the primaries, and that she "can't stand" vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Jones, 60, said Palin stood for a backward vision of America laden with government restrictions of sexuality and social behavior.

"I would have loved it if Hillary Clinton had pulled it off," Jones said in the interview published in German marking the release of her new album. "I can't stand Sarah Palin. I bet a woman like that has no sense of humor."

The androgynous Jones, who was a disco staple in the 1980s, admits she had angered feminists for stunts such as "appearing naked in a cage," but insisted she had the right to determine what was artistic or simply exploitative.

"I believe a woman can present herself as a sex object if she has fun doing it," she said.

So What Is Your Excuse For Not VOting?

T.I. originally thought his voting privileges were revoked as a convicted felon, until he researched and learned that under a Georgia law felons are eligible if they’re not currently serving probation or a prison sentence.

“It’s a relief,” said the best-selling rapper, who stood in line for no more than 10 minutes on Wednesday before entering a polling center in suburban Atlanta to vote for the first time in his life.

“This what it is all about, not staying up late and waking up early to vote,” he added. “Now rather than just talking about it, I’m being about it. I’m leading by example, and it makes me feel a lot better.”

T.I., who already has two No. 1 hits off his new album “Paper Trail” (“Whatever You Like” and “Live Your Life” with Rihanna), does have several federal firearms offenses and ongoing community service endeavors, stemming from his arrest last October for trying to buy automatic weapons. But his lawyer, Steve Sadow, confirmed that he can still cast a ballot because his sentence doesn’t start until late March next year.


So, if you are in or have been in jail, check with your local authorities to see if you are eligible to vote in this election.
Make your voice count!

Confirmed: Retards Support McCain

File this one under 'Insane In The Membrane'...


A young campaign volunteer for John McCain made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter "B" scratched on her face in what she had said was a politically inspired attack by a black man, police said Friday.

Race has been a sensitive issue in the presidential campaign, as Democrat Barack Obama would be the first black U.S. president if he wins the Nov. 4 election.

Ashley Todd, 20-year-old college student from Texas, admitted Friday that the story was false, including the claim that the "B" stood for "Barack," said Maurita Bryant, the assistant chief of the police department's investigations division.

Todd was charged with making a false report to police, and Bryant said police doubted her story from the start.

Dressed in an orange hooded sweat shirt, Todd left police headquarters in handcuffs late Friday and did not respond to questions from reporters. The mark on her face was faded and her left eye was slightly blackened when she arrived in district court.

Todd was awaiting arraignment Friday on the misdemeanor false-report charge, which is punishable by up to two years in prison.


She will be housed in a mental health unit at the county jail for her safety and because of "her not insignificant mental health issues," prosecutor Mark Tranquilli said.

Todd initially told investigators she was attempting to use a bank branch ATM on Wednesday night when a 6-foot-4 black man approached her from behind, put a knife blade to her throat and demanded money. She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away.


Next time, try an 'O', stupid bitch.

Or wait, is that what the B stands for?

Is This Skank Even Registered To Vote?!

Paris Hilton has some fashion advice for vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin: show some skin.

In the same tone as her FunnyOrDie.com response to John McCain's campaign ad, which pitted Barack Obama as the "biggest celebrity in the world" alongside a montage of footage featuring Britney Spears and the heiress, Hilton took on a host of presidential questions in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar.

"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," the heiress said. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?"


Hilton, whose response to McCain's ad this past summer found her calling him an "old dude," and declaring her own intention to run thanks to her inclusion in his spot, once again declared that she would pick singer Rihanna as a running mate.

In the interview, Hilton also outlined her presidential platform, suggesting she will only wear American designers if elected, replace inaugural balls with Rock Band parties and hire a host of notables to various governmental posts.

"I won't have a cabinet; I will have a closet," she said. " A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, (her Chihuahua) Tinkerbell."

But Hilton already has some stellar advice right now, thanks to FunnyOrDie.com and a new clip featuring former "West Wing" president Martin Sheen.

In the new clip, set at Paris' "pre-party for the party I'm throwing before the after-party," the heiress glammed up in a green strapless dress and a diamond necklace to speak with Sheen.


Clearly impressed, Sheen gave Hilton his blessing.

"I wouldn't worry about a thing — you're going to make a great fake president," he said, before the pair were interrupted by Martin's son, Charlie, who looked surprised to see his dad at a Hilton party.

Nevertheless, Hilton earned the younger Sheen's support as well.

"I'll make sure to fake vote for you," Charlie smiled before heading for the hot tub.


this has porn written all over it.

Sheen & Paris together?

We're gagging right now!

Dow Droppings

Are you bitches blind or something?!

The U.S. economy is dying a death slower than Paris Hilton's acting career and McCain is surging in the polls?

We'd like a puff from that pipe, please.

And why is Obama plummeting, you ask?

Redundancy.

So McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time.

What else ya got?! It's old. It's dated and every news market has played this blurb for the last five months. if Democrats want to prove how young and fresh McCain is not, then they need to prove how vital and for change they are. Besides, older voters tend to cheer for their own.

And while you're down there, please kiss the hand (make that backhand) of every woman using Hillary's pantsuits to slingshot them across the political divide.

Heaux-mage of the Day: Vice Presidential Pussy Power

Classic.

Palin can kill McCain with her pumps, her pussy, or her pistol


And McCain is thinking:

"Yeah, I can tap that in the White House!"

We here at Society Sex know good and damn well that...

A) McCain is too damn old for his own wife, let alone a heaux on the side
B) Palin has a hot man at home, plus 4 (and counting) chirrenz to tend to
c) Cindy ain't havin' it

Remember, McCain will be a one term president. It is up to Sarah how long that first term lasts. She could cross her legs and give him an irregular heartbeat.

Someone's gonna shoot, then someone's gonna get shot!

The Republican VP Gets More Interesting By The Day!

We here at Society Sex are loving Mistress Palin.

First, we find out that she's a former beauty queen with a penchant for packing heat. Then we discover that she just popped out a child.

And now?

Noe we discover that her 17-year old daughter is 5 months along with her first grandkid.

I guess that abstinence talk didn't go so well.

The sexual innuendo and double-talk among the two political parties is so thick you can't see through the skank fog.

But let's not fret over the little things. We know people from all walks of life that got knocked up before society thought they were ready.

And we're not one to say too much when a pistol-totin' granny is involved

Mistress Palin: VPILF

We here at Society Sex have such a heaux crush on the woman vying to be our first female VP (that we'd DP). So we have done a little investigative research.

She's a hunter and life member of the National Rifle Association. Ordinarily, we here at Society Sex are against artillery. Sex as a weapon is another story entirely. But she can hunt us any time.

She does not support re-legalizing of marijuana in Alaska despite using the drug herself at a time when it was legal under Alaska (but not Federal) law, stating concerns about the message re-legalization would send to her children.

OK, we're gonna have to do some soul-searching on that one.

Mistress Palin have two sons (Track, 19, and Trig, four months) and three daughters (Bristol, 17; Willow, 14; and Piper, 7). Those names are backwoods brilliance!

Word on the street is her youngest daughter is really the illegitimate child of their teen daughter... please let it be true!

Hot VP fakes pregnancy to clear her skank teen's name! We are loving it already!

I for one welcome our future VPILF and her allegedly morally loose daughter!

And last but not least, poll showed Palin's approval rating at higher than 80%.

It's gotta be those legs.

We're moist with anticipation for the next two months.

The Acclamation

Preach on, Brother Bill!



I knew why they were crying. Those scores of older Americans standing up for a day they never imagined they'd live to see. Barack Obama's nomination acceptance encompasses generations of African-Americans struggling for the basic rights my generation takes for granted. Because of their perseverance, there was no limit on how high I could dream...and realistically attain.

Last night when Hillary Clinton released her delegates and Obama accepted the nomination, it illustrated the point that this historic event took the participation of everyone, for this is not just the history of African-Americans, it is American history.

So when you see your parents and grand-parents or even those older Americans on the streets, respect their efforts and celebrate what has been achieved and the opportunities opened up for the future.