Beyonce Returns (Did She Ever Leave?!)

Once again proving that some tricks just can't stay off the corner for long, Beyonce is allegedly about to drop another bundle of sonic joy on our collective ears any second now.

The pop diva's been in the studio with everyone's favorite swearing songwriter, The-Dream, and according to a tweet from fellow producer Los Da Mystro who's collaborated with The-Dream, a new record will be surfacing soon.

At least some of you are excited.

And we here at Society/Sex love Beyonce. Really, we do. But we are waiting patiently for Jay to knock her up so she can at least be gone long enough to give birth.

Or is she gonna produce an album in the maternity ward too?!

Jay-Z & The Big 4-0!

The music mogul celebrated his 40th birthday in style last week – thanks to his wife, Beyoncé.

The Grammy-nominated singer planned a star-studded surprise party for her hubby and invited 50 of his closest pals, including Diddy, Kate Hudson, A-Rod, Kanye West and Alicia Keys.

DJ Cassidy spun tunes at the bash held at the Casa de Campo resort in the Dominican Republic. The party, which had a 1940s theme, included a fireworks show and two dance floors.

At the fete, Jay-Z and Keys sang an impromptu version of their hit song, "Empire State of Mind," and West gave a toast to his friend, the birthday boy.

Beyonce: PLEASE Take a Vacation!

Because God knows the world needs a break from her and her lacefronts!!!


The 'Sasha Fierce' reign is coming to a close according to ten-time Grammy nominated diva Beyonce.

According to the "Video Phone" singer, a break has been penciled into her calendar that includes traveling, art classes and walking the streets -- alone.

We always knew she had a another side job. Does Hova know about this?!


"I usually know what I'm going to do within a year. I have the next year planned out. But for the first time ever, after a couple of dates in February and a couple of award shows, I promised myself that it's time to smell the roses," Beyonce told the Daily Star. "I'm going to take - hopefully - a couple of months off. I'm not going to plan anything."

While Beyonce is all about taking some time off, she won't be going too far. According to Daily Star, the diva plans to spend much of that time on the streets of New York.

"I'll perhaps take some art classes, I'll visit some museums and I'll check out some shows on Broadway," says Beyonce. "I'd like to travel somewhere - maybe back to Egypt - without anyone, without any security, and focus on things I've always wanted to do myself."

As previously reported on Singersroom, Beyonce told fans she would see them in 2010 with a new album last month.

We say a DECADE off!

Beyonce Will Have Solange's Weave For This!

One of these weaves is lying. Let's cut to the chase....


Beyonce has been threatened with a $1 million lawsuit after pulling out of a scheduled appearance on Saturday at New York nightclub M2. We here at Society/Sex think lil' sis is partially to blame.

$1 million lawsuit? That's alot of weaves, wigs, and House of Derriere accessories!


According to the New York Post's Page Six, owner Joey Morrissey agreed to pay her $200,000 for the Saturday gig. But the singer suddenly axed the appearance on Wednesday, with her reps claiming she was too busy preparing for her North American tour.

Her camp instead offered an hour-long personal appearance from the star at the club, but Morrissey claims he had already spent $100,000 preparing for the singer's show.

He tells Page Six, "They said they were too busy with the launching of the tour and that they wouldn't have time to do the kickoff party. We sold tables for thousands of dollars for the show, and spent $100,000 renting a soundboard and other equipment, as per their stipulations. What good does her showing up for an hour do me? They've been totally unwilling to agree to another show."

Morrissey is now threatening to file suit against Beyonce over the cancellation, claiming the club has suffered a "loss of reputation" in addition to his loss of cash.

In response, Beyonce's camp released the following statement saying they never signed a contract and she was only due to co-host the evening anyway.

The cancellation of the launch party for Beyonce's "I AM..." tour, first scheduled for this Saturday at M2, was a result of a breach of contract by the promoter. Beyonce never had a contract with the club itself and no one in her camp dealt directly with the venue. The superstar was never scheduled to perform but was to serve as a co-host and introduce singer/songwriter Solange's performance. Patrons were falsely promised a performance by Beyonce.

Solange totally forged Bey's name!

That snatch you hear is the sound of the glue flying from Solange's scalp.

Beyonce: The B Is For 'Bootleg'

Because only 'B' can bootleg her own shit.

Beyonce has filed a federal lawsuit in hopes of stopping counterfeiters from selling fake merchandise outside of her concerts, reports TMZ.com.

The lawsuit, filed Wednesday in New York, alleges that a group of people have sold knock-off CDs and merchandise in "the vicinity" of past concerts she's performed around the world.

Isn't Beyonce buying yak hair 'in the vicinity' of her own shows? We suspect so!

Beyonce believes the piracy is bound to happen again -- specifically at her upcoming concerts at Madison Square Garden on June 21 and 22 -- so she's asking the court to deem it illegal before the bootlegged merchandise hits the streets.

We're not mad at her. But she should sue herself for sampling every past hit from the last two decades.

You Bitches Did Not Listen!!!

I told you heauxz not to go support Beyonce and this raggedy ass `Fatal Attraction' rip-off. Now she will be creeping up in theatres more foten and we'll never get rid of her!!!


Obsessed,' produced by Beyonce's daddy/paramour and starring Beyoncé did so well Friday and Saturday, opening No. 1 to $11.2 million both days in North American grosses from 2,515 theaters for what was an overperforming $26M weekend. Amazing, since the studio claims it cost only $20M and was expecting only $18M. This was the 2nd biggest Screen Gems opening ever. The pic did best with female audiences under 25, followed by females over 25."

Of course it only cost $20 million to make. 18 of that went into her weave to transform B into a 'serious actress'.

Can't wait for the sequel to this. They really should ahve called this what it was:

'Black Girl Beats White Girl'

Ciara Follows The Leader(s)

I see more than traces of Aaliyah, Beyonce (who 'borrows' concepts enough in her own right), etc, etc.

What do you heauxz see?!


You be the judge!!!

Beyonce's Weave May Be Too Tight Cuz She Said This...

Beyonce says she has never suffered a broken heart because her only relationship has been with husband Jay-Z.

See how she forgot all about those broke thugs in Houston she used to roll with after latching on to Jigga Man?!

The 27-year-old tells L.A. Confidential Magazine, "Fortunately I haven't had any breakups. This is my first relationship. We were together for a really long time before we got married; we were in no rush." The singer claims that, contrary to media reports, their marriage is strong, adding, "I'm very, very happy, that's all I'll say. It's just natural for people to start rumors and try to break things up."


Is this bitch inhaling smoke fumes from a hoopty or something?

First relationship? Mabye in her big ass head, but girls from Houston don't wait until their mid-20s to have their first relationship.

No, Bouncy, correction.

This is your first relationship that MATTERS.

Stop trying to re-write history Beyonce. You just learned HOW to write!

Just wait until Jay-Z pushes her ass down a flight of stairs!

Keri Hilson Versus Beyonce?

Who said musical rivalries were only for rappers? R&B newcomer Keri Hilson appears to be looking for a fight with Beyonce and Ciara based on her verse in the remix of her hit single "Turning Me On."

And usually, we here at Society Sex are notz keen on taking the sides of newcomers with half a hit under their belts, but in this case, we're gonna GO THERE.


In the updated version, featuring T-Pain, the Atlanta native tells the targets of her lyrics to "move it to the left," "go have some babies" and "if you want me you can find me in Decatur ho."


During an interview with radio station 95.5 in Atlanta, Hilson said she "wants to be distanced from the diss record" and admitted that the whole idea came from the song's producer, Polow Da Don.

Polow De Pon himself insisted that Keri "would never diss Beyonce." However, he didn't comment on the apparent diss of Ciara.


Below are Hilson's lyrics in question:

I shot the sheriff, but wait till i shoot these b*thces……down
now i ain’t tryin to start no mess it just something of my chest…..that i need to get off
cause you turnin me off
ya vision cloudy if you think you the best
you can dance, you can sing but need to move it to the left
you need to go have some babies, she needs to sit down she fadin'

those other b*tches ain’t even worth my time to talk about
been had dollas boy, go get ya money up
know you ain’t the only homie homie lined up
I ain’t turnin it off, im still turning it on
go head and tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your song
I been putting you on
just check the credits ho
and if you want me you can find me in Decatur ho


All we gotta say is, you beter watch your back, Keri.

Beyonce already got Rihanna beat down. You could be next!!!

Beyonce Set to Act (A Damn Fool)

Beyonce may get to play Angela Davis in an upcoming biopic of the former Black Panther.

Franco-Algerian filmmaker Rachid Bouchareb says that he has yet to pick the cast but he does want Beyonce in the lead role.

How many iconic Africa-American figures is Hollywood gonna let Beyonce fuck up?

As soon as Etta James dies, she will be rolling over in her grave!

This is not the cat's meow!!

Beyonce At Inauguration

Beyonce, like many of us, chose to take the Amtrak from New York to Washington to attend the Inauguration celebrations. The singer wasn't taking interviews on the train Friday, unfortunately, but her presence was an apropos kick-off to the most star-studded weekend D.C. has ever seen.

Beyonce, aka Sasha Fierce, will sing “At Last” for the Obama's first dance at the Neighborhood ball on Inauguration night. Mariah Carey will also perform at that ball. The Jonas Brothers are here (and at my hotel, no less) as is Gabrielle Union, who is singing at the BET Honors Concert Saturday night.


Why are we secretly hoping the cart she in derails from the rest of the train?!!

Beyonce, Upper Class? No No No...

Because the world needs more LaToya, less Beyonce...


Beyonce Knowles may want to think twice before she takes another jab at the Jacksons. According to the National Enquirer, Janet Jackson “blew up” when she heard what the “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” singer had to say about her family.

“I grew up upper-class,” Knowles recently told OK magazine. “Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American, and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.”

Cue the feud, as Jackson considered those fighting words, according to an Enquirer source.

“Janet wanted to know why Beyonce had to mention her family,” the insider said. “They're not friends and barely know each other. She feels Beyonce went out of her way to tell the world she's from the upper class and the Jacksons were like a bunch of dirty gutter rats.”

Now Jackson’s allegedly ready to set the record straight and give Knowles a piece of her mind.

“Not only is Janet telling everyone who will listen that Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do and that she needs to stop trying to impress everyone, she's planning to confront Beyonce herself and read her the riot act,” the insider added.


Trust, Miss Jackson. Beyonce is just as trashy as you. At least you were smart enough to hide your baby when you got knocked up as a teen.

Did someone forget to relay that message to Solange?

Solange = LaToya = tired

Beyonce Needs To Put a Check On It!!

Beyonce and her sister Solange have canceled their planned Houston concert to benefit victims of Hurricane Ike due to "a set of irresolvable scheduling conflicts," according to a press release.

The one-hour "Beyonce and Solange: Hope for the Holidays" benefit concert was to take place Dec. 9 at Houston's House of Blues.

The Knowles sisters' concert was supposed to debut on the Fuse network on Dec. 21, and was intended to benefit the Gulf Coast Ike Relief Fund to aid Texas victims of Hurricane Ike.

So you mean to tell me the Heir & The Spare cannot take time out of designing their atrocious House of Derriere Designs to put on a benefit?

Who wants to see Solange perform anyway?

Just pull out the checkbook and sign it.

If they can even fuckin' write to begin with!

They Did Not ASK You, B!

Beyonce says she is ready, willing and able to do whatever necessary for President-elect Barack Obama on Inauguration Day in Washington.


"I'm there. I can't wait," she told the Associated Press. "I feel like all of us, we're ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want -- if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I'm there, and I'm ready."


That sounds like some Marily Monroe skankiness to us.

The singer said she already had to cancel a promotional trip to Japan to plug her new album, "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" so that she could remain in the U.S. on Election Night.

"I said, 'What am I doing? I'm completely making a bad decision. I have to go home. I'm gonna kill myself if I'm not home in America,"' said Beyonce. "I knew I needed to be here."

Knowles watched the election results at home with friends and family – while wearing a blue suit and tie with matching red, white and blue stilettos. After he won, she said she "fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face."


Most important, Knowles said, is that the newly elected president has provided inspiration for African Americans.

"My nephew, who is 4, when we say, 'You can do whatever, you can be whatever,' it's not cliche," she explained.

Who taught B what the word 'cliche' means?!

Dear Beyonce: Gaining Weight Does Not an Actress Make

Beyonce says she had a much better time preparing for her role as curvaceous soul legend Etta James in "Cadillac Records" than for her character of Deena in the 2006 musical "Dreamgirls."


"I gained almost 15 pounds to play the [Etta James] role," Beyoncé, 27, says in the November issue of In Style. "It was way easier – and tastier – than having to lose so much weight for Dreamgirls."


As for her upcoming as-yet-untitled album, due Nov. 18, Beyonce said: "Lyrically, it's deeper than what I've done before. I wasn't mature enough or old enough, or in touch with myself enough, to do this type of album before. I didn't have the guts."

Last week, Beyonce finally opened up about her marriage to longtime boyfriend Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter.

"This is a new chapter for me," she told People. "I'm terrified, but excited. It's like I'm a new woman."


Can someoen please relay the message to beyonce that eating Popeye's every day is not acting? Didn't we already go over this matter before for 'Dreamgirls'?!

Beyonce's Annual Lace Front Weave Budget Exceeds This Donation

Beyonce Knowles has made a personal donation of $100,000 to the Gulf Coast Ike Relief Fund benefiting victims of Hurricane Ike in the Greater Houston area who've lost homes, property, and jobs.

The Fund was established at the request of Houston Mayor Bill White to help fill human needs for victims located primarily in Galveston, Brazoria, Chambers, Fort Bend, Harris and Montgomery counties.

The Gulf Coast Ike Relief Fund will provide aid to nonprofit organizations providing immediate relief in the area including shelter and temporary housing, food and household supplies, transportation and child care.

Cheap and look how it concides with the release of her album. she could have given that measly 100K months ago.

She should re-title her latest collection, 'I Am...Cheap'

House of Derriere Hardware

Society Sex has been saying this forever and a day and now it is confirmed.

Beyonce is toxic!!!




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So when you are searching for 'bad weaves', 'House of Derriere', and 'bad actresses of the past five years', feel free to take the coupon above and use it!

Beyonce: Gone But Unfortunately Not Forgotten

No, hurricane Ike did not catch Beyonce or her weave, but it's still trying!!

In the meantime, she's baaaaaaaaaack, back and all!

Hidden away filming movie roles (Yeah, we don't know how she keeps getting offers either), Beyonce is set to return to the limelight with a new album, because you know....that's the only way to generate publicity for her characters on the big screen.


The R&B star whose album is due in November donned a full police uniform with a taser and handcuffs in tow for "If I Were A Boy" which is being shot this week by famed director Jake Nava who worked with the two singles on October 7th including "If I Were A Boy" and "Single Ladies."

The "Obession" star's album is due in stores November 18th via Music World/Columbia.

So we have less than 2 months to get ourselves re-bodied. We here at Society Sex can hardly contain our pee, or glee!

Below, a collabo with her husband (check out the raccoon that died for this album cover)....