Friday, March 13, 2009

Beyonce's Weave May Be Too Tight Cuz She Said This...




Beyonce says she has never suffered a broken heart because her only relationship has been with husband Jay-Z.

See how she forgot all about those broke thugs in Houston she used to roll with after latching on to Jigga Man?!

The 27-year-old tells L.A. Confidential Magazine, "Fortunately I haven't had any breakups. This is my first relationship. We were together for a really long time before we got married; we were in no rush." The singer claims that, contrary to media reports, their marriage is strong, adding, "I'm very, very happy, that's all I'll say. It's just natural for people to start rumors and try to break things up."


Is this bitch inhaling smoke fumes from a hoopty or something?

First relationship? Mabye in her big ass head, but girls from Houston don't wait until their mid-20s to have their first relationship.

No, Bouncy, correction.

This is your first relationship that MATTERS.

Stop trying to re-write history Beyonce. You just learned HOW to write!

Just wait until Jay-Z pushes her ass down a flight of stairs!

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