Monday, March 16, 2009

Dancing With The Broke Ass Heauxz: Lil' Kim





Now we know the real reason Lil' Kim is shaking her TupperWare parts on the small screen. Maybe she can take those implants back, invest in some toilet tissue and downsize. And is that bondo on Lil' Kim's stomach? Uh oh, better get MAACO!

Lil Kim and David Alan Grier could very well have cha-cha-cha'd and waltzed their way into the next round on tonight's "Dancing with the Stars" results show, but the celebs can not dance out of their obligations to Uncle Sam.

According to The Detroit News, Lil Kim owes $979,090 in delinquent federal taxes, as well as state taxes in New York, California and New Jersey. Comedian Grier, according to public records, owes $49,931 in late state taxes.


Grier's camp said they are investigating California's tax lien against the entertainer, which was filed on Dec. 11, 2007. "The amounts in dispute now appear to be less than $40k and Mr. Grier is meeting all of his obligations in connection with same," the comedian's manager, Jordan Tilzer wrote in an e-mail to the Detroit News late Tuesday.

Lil Kim's rep, Lisa Perkins, said the 34-year-old "is paying her tax debt and will continue to do so."

So the next time you hear hip-hop's troll midget rapping about Cristal and phat houses, and whips, remind this smurf that she has bills to pay, so take the bus!

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