Monday, March 30, 2009
Kim Clijsters Returns...With Ragged Mop-Hair Intact
No need to adjust your monitor.
That is not Princess Fiona from 'Shrek'.
It is not a rabid prairie dog!
Kim Clijsters is returning to the tennis circuit after two years in retirement, saying she has regained the competitive hunger that took her to the No. 1 ranking.
"I still have that craving,'' the 25-year-old Belgian said Thursday. "I look forward to the challenge.''
Clijsters, who retired in May 2007 to get married and start a family, announced her comeback at the tennis facility in Bree, Belgium, where she has been practicing recently.
"I know a lot, lot more about my body,'' Clijsters said, adding that she has an exercise regimen designed to prevent injuries.
Apparently, she knows nothing about haircare. Kimmy, PLEASE hire someone to comb your goddamn hair upon your return. We are tired of looking at those broken off pubes you call head hair.
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