Tori Spelling? Your Mama Is Looking For Your Ass!

I know the visuals on this post may make some hurl, but try to maintain your composure as I crank this one out!

Much has been made of the family feud between Candy Spelling and her daughter, Tori, over the years, and in an appearance on “20/20” on Friday night, Candy Spelling said it hasn’t stopped.

“I don’t even know where Tori lives,” Candy Spelling told “20/20” co-anchor Elizabeth Vargas.

And though Candy, the widow of TV mogul Aaron Spelling, is set to release a book on her life in Hollywood, “Stories From Candyland,” she admitted she never read her daughter’s own tell-all.

“I didn’t read her book so I don’t know exactly what she said,” Spelling said. “My friends told me it was hurtful. They’d read it and told me, you know what, I shouldn’t, so I didn’t.

“Evidently, she’s angry at me,” Spelling added, noting that she’s made an attempt to patch things up. “I have [called her]. She does not pick up the phone.”

Evidently? Well, I am not one to take sides, but I'd be mad too if my Daddy died a billionaire and left me with nickels, and then my mama gets all the moeny and doesn't even offer to pay my cable bill!

I'm just saying!

While Tori and husband Dean McDermott now have two children — Liam, 2, and Stella, 9 months, Candy said she hasn’t had much of an opportunity to be a grandmother.

“I’ve never even met Stella,” she said of Tori’s daughter, who was born in June 2008. “I’d love to be close to my grandchildren. I’m the only grandparent living, so — I’m it.”

Let's hope Stella did not inherit her granny's unfortunate visage. Or her mama's either, for that matter.

Having placed the Spelling mansion on the market for $150 million, Candy is looking forward to a new home — and a new beginning.

“I would hope that we would all spend a Thanksgiving, a Christmas — a holiday together, and at some point, all be together always,” she said.

Tori is probably hiding out in that big as house and Candy doesn't even know it, it's that big!