Trannies Are Not In A Recession

It may be meager times for most people across several industries, but men with peens that tuck seem to be doing just fine!

Tiffany "New York" Pollard, introduced to VH1 viewers several years ago as a contestant on dating show "Flavor of Love," will begin her fourth reality series for the network in May.

"New York Goes to Work," bowing May 4 at 10 p.m., will feature Pollard employed in various odd jobs that were suggested by text-messaging viewers, including a sewer worker, a mortuary beautician and a fast-food employee.

If she succeeds and pleases her employers, she'll be rewarded with a $5,000 bonus each week.

She'll be able to lop off that peen and get a real poon in no time flat!