According to unsubstantiated reports, the Material Ho is set to purchase another baby from the country of Malawi. You know what they say about black babies...
Once you buy one, you might as well buy a tribe!
And so that brings us to my plea for Vadge to adopt yours truly.
Little David needs someone to teach him the finer points of Negreaux-dom and there ain't none better to teach his ass than me.
I'm potty trained, got all my shots, and I am far less likely to sue her ass for neglect or write a tell-all when I become of legal age...because I already am.
Come on, M! Save on some Pamper Pullups and adopt this Negreaux!!!
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