Sunday, March 29, 2009

Madonna Swoops Down in Malawi



Madonna has entered the country to snatch up another Negreaux to add to her brood.

She dashed from the airport to an impoverished Malawi village to discuss a school she is planning to build, saying nothing to the hordes of reporters on her trail Sunday about whether she is planning to start the process of adopting a second Malawian child.


You see all those damn kids running after her? It's like a live lottery with her ass there! And can you blame them? If I were there, I'd have on my track shoes, a lasso, and a can of SuperGlue to latch myself permanently on to the check!

Well, they might as well give it up. Madonna is expected to appear Monday in court in Lilongwe, the capital, to sign adoption papers.

But hey, at least they were in the running!

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