Lil Kim Can Write?

We have to get over the shock of visualizing Lil' Kim writing anything. Yes, even her own lyrics. But now a book? We smell ghost writer!!!

Lil Kim will reflect upon her 10-month federal prison stint in a new tell-all book to be titled "The Price of Loyalty."

According to the Post Chronicle, the rapper and recent "Dancing With the Stars" standout will write about her experience behind bars at the Federal Detention Center in Philadelphia.

She was accused of lying about her former Junior M.A.F.I.A. group member and co-manager's involvement in a 2001 shooting in Manhattan, New York, and was found guilty of perjury. The Brooklyn native was sentenced to a prison term of a year and one day in 2005, but was released in Sept. 2006 after serving only 10 months.

The book, according to Kim, is meant to provide inspiration to others, specifically those who are serving time in prison.

"It's about the things I learned and went through," she says. "You don't think about things until it happens to you. The book is going to give people who have been in those situations a bright outlook on life."

Kim really needs to write about her face got all fucked in the game.

Spill it, sprite!

Dancing With The Broke Ass Heauxz: Lil' Kim

Now we know the real reason Lil' Kim is shaking her TupperWare parts on the small screen. Maybe she can take those implants back, invest in some toilet tissue and downsize. And is that bondo on Lil' Kim's stomach? Uh oh, better get MAACO!

Lil Kim and David Alan Grier could very well have cha-cha-cha'd and waltzed their way into the next round on tonight's "Dancing with the Stars" results show, but the celebs can not dance out of their obligations to Uncle Sam.

According to The Detroit News, Lil Kim owes $979,090 in delinquent federal taxes, as well as state taxes in New York, California and New Jersey. Comedian Grier, according to public records, owes $49,931 in late state taxes.


Grier's camp said they are investigating California's tax lien against the entertainer, which was filed on Dec. 11, 2007. "The amounts in dispute now appear to be less than $40k and Mr. Grier is meeting all of his obligations in connection with same," the comedian's manager, Jordan Tilzer wrote in an e-mail to the Detroit News late Tuesday.

Lil Kim's rep, Lisa Perkins, said the 34-year-old "is paying her tax debt and will continue to do so."

So the next time you hear hip-hop's troll midget rapping about Cristal and phat houses, and whips, remind this smurf that she has bills to pay, so take the bus!

Lil Kim Sees Biggie In Her Dreams?

Lil Kim launched the new season of "Dancing With the Stars" Monday in the night's first performance, a "cha cha cha" she said was dedicated to "her girls" at the federal detention center in Philadelphia, where she served 10 months for perjury.


But the main Lil Kim headline Tuesday morning had nothing to do with her well-received performance, but rather her revelation that she maintains a spiritual connection with late rapper and former lover The Notorious B.I.G. in her dreams.

And as usual, just in time for a new release, Lil' Kim throws out her lifeline to fame, The Notorious B.I.G.

Shut the fuck UP, Kim. How the hell is Biggie Smalls gonna come to you in your dreams when you look NOTHING like the little black smurf he was popping nearly 15 years ago?!!!

Lil Kim vs. Faith Evans: Round ____

It's no secret that Lil Kim is not supportive of the upcoming film "Notorious," a biopic about her late friend, mentor and lover, Notorious B.I.G.

The pint-sized rapper told Hip-Hop Weekly that she blames Biggie's mother, Voletta Wallace, and his widow, singer Faith Evans, for what she calls a negative portrayal.

"I've had enough and I'm about to expose them both. ... I've been quiet for a long time," Kim told the magazine. "I'm very disappointed in Faith. There's nothing Faith or Ms. Wallace could do to stop me from reppin' B.I.G. all day. I'm gonna always do that. ... It's time for Ms. Wallace to be exposed. "I was not involved in the movie," she continued. "[The filmmakers] never came and asked me anything about Biggie, but again, this was Faith and Ms. Wallace's movie."

Furthermore, Kim – who has not seen the film – said she thought actress Naturi Naughton was a bad choice to play her and that Jamal Woolard was not the right actor to portray Big.

Naughton, meanwhile, told MTV that she had to make do without Kim's involvement while researching the role.

“I had the guys from Junior Mafia [Biggie’s entourage and labelmates on Bad Boy records] help me out a lot,” Naughton said. “I really just researched on my own. I studied videos and spent time in Brooklyn to get an idea of the mentality.”

When asked about her attempt to contact Lil Kim, Naughton cryptically offered, “I don’t know. I tried to reach out to her. I think there was some conflict. I’m not sure.”

Faith Evans, who was married to Biggie, told MTV.com, “I don’t know what [Kim] wanted. But we all signed the same agreement to be portrayed in the movie."

"I try my best not to think about it. It's kinda sad," she continued. "I got four kids, and I definitely don't have time for this type of sh**. It's just sad. I don't know Kim's story like that. The part of my life that she was a part of, that's what was in my book. This movie is not relative to my book other than that there are certain things in there. This is not my movie. I didn't write the script. Any characters in the film had to agree for their life rights to be in the movie. I don't think I would have signed anything had I felt I was not portrayed properly. I think she had the opportunity to do that. I could be mistaken. I wasn't there."

How Many Licks...?

Will it take for Lil' Kim to pay off these fees?



A $2.5 million breach-of-contract lawsuit has been filed against Lil Kim by Brookland Media over claims that the rapper failed to deliver tracks as required by their contract.

The lawsuit, filed Tuesday in Manhattan's state Supreme Court, says Brookland paid Atlantic Records $200,000 to get her out of her previous contract, spent $240,000 to produce eight songs and shelled out $12,000 per month in rent for a home near Kim's Alpine, N.J., home.

The filing says she had recorded only a few tracks toward a new album by the beginning of September before trying to alter the contract and refusing to continue recording unless Brookland agreed to her changes.

Brookland wants the court to declare the contract valid and bar Lil' Kim from recording for another company. Lil' Kim's lawyer, Londell McMillan, says Brookland sued "to leverage their own position" in the contract dispute.

"We think they're wonderful people and we expect to do business with them," Kim's attorney Londell McMillan told the New York Daily News. "But they did not honor the terms of the agreement."


Perhaps Lil' Kim can deflate her titties and offer them a lump sum?