Sarah Palin: "I Quit This Bitch!"

Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a "higher calling" with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines.

Please Lord don't let her higher calling include a run for the White House!!!

A day after surprising even her closest friends by announcing she would step down as Alaska governor more than a year before her term was up, the controversial hockey mom was still keeping details of her future plans under wrap. But in a statement posted on Palin's Facebook account, she suggested that she had bigger plans and a national agenda she planned to push after she resigns at the end of the month.

Sarah Palin vs. David Letterman: It's War!

Ain't nothing fresher than a little Palin in your cup, right?!

Well, now the governor of that state with 5 people in it fighting mad. Watch out, Dave. This heaux packs heat!


"The Palins have no intention of providing a ratings boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show," Palin family spokeswoman Meg Stapleton says. "Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman."

This week, Letterman made the Palins the butt of several questionable jokes on CBS's Late Show after they visited New York and took in a Yankees game with their 14-year-old daughter, Willow.

In comments that have rallied Palin supporters to collective outrage (and were quickly converted into a fund-raising appeal by the "Team Sarah" Web site), Letterman cracked that the Republican governor had a "slutty flight attendant look," and that the worst part of the family's trip was "keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter."

About their visit to Yankee Stadium, Letterman joked: "During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."

Well, what's wrong with this joke? Everyone knows the Palin children are always fuckin' in the forests!

Angie Harmon: Former Model, Present Loon

This is one argument for why models should not speak....

Angie Harmon is not happy that Barack Obama is in the White House. But the actress, best known for her stint on "Law & Order," wants to make clear that her disgust with his presidency has nothing to do with race.

"If I have anything to say against Obama it's not because I'm a racist, it's because I don't like what he's doing as president and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you're called a racist," Harmon told Pop Tarts.

"If I'm going to disagree with my president, that doesn't make me a racist. If I was to disagree with W, that doesn't make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous," Harmon said.

The quasi- actress is still pining away for Obama's Republican opponent, John McCain.

"I do think McCain would have done a better job, only because I think he has more experience," she said. "I also think if W or John McCain or Reagan would have gone and done a talk show, the backlash would have been so huge and in his face, and 'What is our president doing? How unclassy!' But Obama does it and no one says anything."

What's unclassy is the serious wonk eye Harmon is sporting in above pic, but I digress. McCain has so much experience he's almost dead!

Harmon even thinks Sarah Palin would have done a better job running the country than Obama. "I admire any kind of woman like her. My whole motto is to know what I stand for and know what I don't stand for and have the courage to live my life accordingly and she does exactly that. The fact that this woman has made the decisions she's made and literally lived her life according to that and takes heat for it is absolutely disgusting to me.

Palin as president? I just cannot support The Harmon anymore!!!

"I really think they're afraid of her and her morals, ethics and values and the fact that she hangs on them. Is she the most experienced person in the world? But she was running to be the vice president, so we then put the most inexperienced person as the president. That didn't make any sense to me."

Break out the haterade. We've got a live one!

Unsuspected Verbal Slap of the Day: McCain to Palin

Former Republican presidential candidate John McCain said recently that votes he garnered last year were “mostly” votes for Sarah Palin. But he still is not ready to unequivocally back his former running mate for a 2012 White House bid should she choose to pursue one.

“I’d like to see her compete,” McCain said Sunday when asked by NBC’s David Gregory whether he would like to see the Alaska governor become president.

“I think we’ve got some very good candidates,” McCain said noting Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal and Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty – all Republicans. “There’s a lot of good, fresh talent out there.”

McCain hedged a direct question on whether he would support Palin.

“I’d have to see who the candidates are and what the situation is at the time,” he said. “But have no doubt of my respect, admiration and love for Sarah and her family.”

translation: fuck that raggedy bitch. I'll vote for her from my grave!

Which, as we all know, is mere months away!

Sarah, plain and simple (as in dumb as fuck), surely you are not gonna go out like a sucka?!!!

Singles Ladies: Sarah Palin Edition

OK, not Sarah Palin, but her skanky, soon to be single teenage daughter...


Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have broken up, two sources tell PEOPLE.

The split happened "a few weeks ago," according to a source close to the couple, but it's unclear what precipitated it. "It was a mutual thing," adds the source.

Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, spoke with FOX News in February and told Greta Van Susteren that she and Levi – who are parents to 2-month-old son, Tripp – expected to get married after they completed high school.

"It kind of just happened," says the source, referring to the split. "I thought they would stick it out. But I think they can work together to raise Tripp."


Well, we ALL know that he stuck it IN. Now he is pulling out and kick rocks!

"I'm not sure what caused [them to break up] – it's common knowledge," says another source who knows the family.

Despite the breakup, Levi still sees the couple's son. Levi's dad, Keith Johnston, told PEOPLE recently that his son is a devoted and "proud father."

Score another for the Democrats.

Listen Up, Teen Sluts: Pregnancy Pays!!!

When Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin confirmed that her teenage daughter, Bristol, and boyfriend Levi Johnston were expecting a baby, the celebrity weeklies knew that the first photos of the Palin-Johnston baby would incite a bidding war. Baby Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, born Dec. 28, proved those editors right.

According to one source, bidding for the baby photos began at $100,000. People won out in the end, but In Touch was the only other weekly to make serious bids, according to several sources involved in the process.

The price didn't soar immediately, according to the sources, because Sarah Palin stories just didn’t sell all that well for the weeklies on newsstands.


I need a (legal) teen to help us out. We need to broaden our subscription!

Minus Her VP Wardrobe Budget?

Just how much could the Alaska governor make from putting pen to paper? About $7 million, according to some estimates.

Sound like a lot? Not necessarily, says one literary insider.

Bill Clinton made more than $10 million when he signed his deal in 2001 and that was the most for a former president," says the source. "Sarah brings something different to the table — there is so much curiosity surrounding her and her life. If they move fast and get this thing on shelves, then a $7 million advance could be worth it."


As if there wasn't enough proof already that Palin has achieved full pop-culture phenom status, consider this: Paparazzi photos of the governor have surfaced.

In the photos, which have popped up online, Palin is pictured lounging poolside (in T-shirt and shorts) doing, well, nothing.

"Even photos of her of her just sitting there, but looking like a normal person, could go for solid five-figure sums," says one magazine editor.

Another editor disagrees. "If it's an all-rounder (meaning: the photos can be sold to other outlets) it would sell for probably about $300 per picture. If it's exclusive, $7,000, max. She's over in print ... she's doing so much press that she's overexposed."


We are not mad atcha, Mistress P.

Get that dough!

You earned it!

Now You Know Why, Hillary!

Women running for top offices need to appear competent and attractive, according to a new study. For male candidates, seeming competent may be enough.

It's a finding that could help justify heavy spending on makeup and wardrobe for Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, while at the same time raising questions about the need for a man like John Edwards to invest in a costly haircut.

For male candidates, the only thing that mattered was competence, while female voters preferred men who seemed both competent and approachable.

But for "female candidates for a hypothetical election for the United States presidency, both male and female voters were more likely to vote for candidates that were both competent and attractive," Chiao said in a telephone interview.

Blah blah blah. Hillary may not be as pretty, but Palin sure as hell isn't as competent.


Give me Hill any day!!!!

Grace Jones Un-Censored

In an interview with German magazine TV Spielfilm, Jamaican-born entertainer Grace Jones said she was sorry Hillary Clinton had failed to last through the primaries, and that she "can't stand" vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Jones, 60, said Palin stood for a backward vision of America laden with government restrictions of sexuality and social behavior.

"I would have loved it if Hillary Clinton had pulled it off," Jones said in the interview published in German marking the release of her new album. "I can't stand Sarah Palin. I bet a woman like that has no sense of humor."

The androgynous Jones, who was a disco staple in the 1980s, admits she had angered feminists for stunts such as "appearing naked in a cage," but insisted she had the right to determine what was artistic or simply exploitative.

"I believe a woman can present herself as a sex object if she has fun doing it," she said.

Operation Desperation: Palin on SNL

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is set to appear on this week’s broadcast of “Saturday Night Live,” the entertainment show that has featured a popular parody of the Alaska governor by former cast member Tina Fey.

Palin will appear Saturday on the show hosted by actor Josh Brolin, who plays President Bush in director Oliver Stone’s new movie, “W.”

A John McCain campaign spokeswoman, Jill Hazelbaker, on Friday confirmed Palin’s appearance but offered no details about what the Alaska governor will say or do.

Like she has any idea either.

Everyone get ready to play the drinking game with Joe Six-Pack!

Palin's Been a VERY Bad Girl!!

Yeah, I know it's Tina Fey, but whatevs....

Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper, the chief investigator of an Alaska legislative panel concluded Friday. The politically charged inquiry imperiled her reputation as a reformer on John McCain's Republican ticket.

Investigator Stephen Branchflower, in a report to a bipartisan panel that looked into the matter, found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain.


Branchflower said Palin violated a statute of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act. Lawmakers don't have the authority to sanction her for such a violation, and they gave no indication they would take any action against her.

Under Alaska law, it is up to the state's Personnel Board — which is conducting its own investigation into the matter — to decide whether Palin violated state law and, if so, must refer it to the Senate president for disciplinary action. Violations also carry a possible fine of up to $5,000.

We always knew Palin was a bad girl with a good hemline. And we still have two more weeks to see how dirty she truly is.

Let the dust bowl begin!!!

Governor Palin: The Bush Doctrine Is Not Between Your Legs

Is there anyone out there that thinks Governor Palin won the debate last night?

I didn't think so.

Why is this race still so close? Is it because the Democratic nominee is black? Yes, Repuliblicans, you have fucked up so much the past eight years, that the country may have to hand over the reigns to *gasp* - a Negreaux.

Try to compose yourselves, GOP.

Is this presidential race still so close because the only skirt on stage is on a ticket we did not anticipate it to be on? Not that Hillary was ever wearing skirts anyway, but I digress.

John McCain has one foot in the grave, with lots of experience, and should he six feet under before his term is up, we are left with this tart muffin. I don't care to break bread that way. Do yuo?

Obama is younger with no experience, they argue, but at least if something happens to him, I can rest assured that we would all be in capable hands under Joseph Biden's leadership.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, do you really think Palin would be able to tell McCain's people, who are Bush's people, lest anyone forget...how she would want to lead?

Didn't think so!

After a debacle of near epic proportions, Palin battled Democratic VP hopeful Joe Biden and because expectations were lowered immensley for her, pundits claimed immediately afterwards that she held her own.

Held her own? Are the pundits now smoking crack too?

Energy this, energy that?

WTF?

I don't want to hear about no goddamn energy, Miss Alaska. I don't need to see my tricks if the electricity is out. I have two hands, two AA batteries, and an emergency flood light if necessary.

No, Mistress P!

I want to hear about how you plan to fix this mess on Wall Street so I won't have to have surveillance in my bedroom for my insignificant significant others! I'm leaving my money under my mattress rather than place it in a bank that may shut down and flee any day now. But don't you fret, Sarah. I'm having safer sex, because I don't plan on bringing any children into this world just yet.

I don't want to hear about how you brought stability to a state 'up there'. Up there? 97% of the people 'up there' are probably your cousins. The rest of us 'down here' are waiting for help to come now, not four to eight years after you and your dear old, old, old, old, OLD John get out of office.

This is the most important election in the history of our country and John McCain should be slapped upside his wispy white hairs for this selection. This is the most fucked up chess maneuver I've ever seen in presidential politics. We have a Republican candidate that could keel over and kick the bucket with the flick of his VP's hemline and yet polls show it too close to call.

Sarah, plain and simple. Emphasis on simple. As in simple ass!

Finally, I have found the word to describe this smug soccer mom: smarmy!

My love affair with Miss Palin is over. I want a refund. Surely someone can manage that out of this $700 billion bailout?!!!

He Said It, Not Us...

NEW YORK - "Late Show" host David Letterman kept up a verbal assault on John McCain Thursday, saying he felt like an "ugly date" because the GOP presidential candidate backed out of a scheduled appearance on his talk show.

The night before, Letterman had said McCain's decision to suspend his campaign to deal with the economic crisis "didn't smell right." Letterman substituted MSNBC's "Countdown" host — and critic of the Arizona senator — Keith Olbermann as a substitute when McCain called him to say he wouldn't appear Wednesday.

The talk show host was unhappy when McCain sat for an interview with Katie Couric instead of him Wednesday — and even more perturbed to learn that McCain didn't leave New York until Thursday.


He said he felt like a "patriot" to let McCain off his commitment to deal with the economy and "now I'm feeling like an ugly date."

"That's what I feel like, I feel like an ugly date," he said. "I feel used. I feel cheap. I feel sullied."

McCain spokeswoman Nicole Wallace said Thursday that the campaign "felt this wasn't a night for comedy."

"We deeply regret offending Mr. Letterman, but our candidate's priority at this moment is to focus on this crisis," Wallace said on NBC's TODAY show.

The late-night comic banged away at McCain on Thursday from the opening of his monologue.

"You're here on a good night," he told the audience. "So far none of our guests have canceled."

He talked about daredevil David Blaine's feat of hanging upside down in New York's Central Park for 60 hours.

"They just left the guy hanging there," he said. "It's the same thing McCain did to me last night."

He described socialite Paris Hilton — Thursday's guest whose celebrity was once used in a McCain campaign ad to mock Obama — as McCain's first choice for a running mate.

"Here's how it works: you don't come to see me? You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day," Letterman said.

Noting that McCain wanted to postpone Friday's first debate with Barack Obama, Letterman said running mate Sarah Palin wanted to put off her debate with Democrat Joe Biden until after Election Day. Letterman said McCain taking Palin to meet world leaders at the United Nations was like "take-your-daughter-to-work day."



Letterman's Top 10 list was "surprising facts about Sarah Palin," read by citizens of Wasilla, Alaska, where she was once mayor.

No. 10: Palin "sometimes calls John McCain grandpa."

Strange Fruit: The Sequel

Students and school leaders at a small Christian university expressed outrage Wednesday at the discovery of a life-size cardboard effigy of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama hanging from a tree on campus.

A custodian at George Fox University discovered the effigy early Tuesday and immediately removed it, President Robin Baker said. University spokesman Rob Felton said Wednesday that the commercially produced reproduction had been suspended from the branch of a tree near Minthorn Hall with fishing line around the neck.

The hanging of the effigy around the neck is seen as racist symbolism because it harkens back to lynchings of black men by white mobs, especially in the U.S. South, decades ago. Obama is aiming to become America's first black president.

Please don't use the words 'first black president' and 'aim' in the same sentence.


Sarah may have her rifle out and we all know that heaux is trigger-happy!

It Rhymes with Bitch...

She probably shot and made this fur coat herself.

We watched Charmed. with all the children she has, she could very well be Piper, Prue, Phoebe, AND Paige's mama!


A grainy YouTube video surfaced Wednesday showing Sarah Palin being blessed in her hometown church three years ago by a Kenyan pastor who prayed for her protection from "witchcraft" as she prepared to seek higher office.

The video shows Palin, the Republican vice presidential candidate, standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from "every form of witchcraft."

"Come on, talk to God about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan," Muthee said as two attendants placed their hands on Palin's shoulders. "Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus. ... Use her to turn this nation the other way around."


A spokesman for the McCain campaign declined to comment. A person who answered the phone at the Wasilla church confirmed the video was from May 2005 but declined further comment.

Palin was baptized Roman Catholic as a newborn.

Well, apparently the prayer did not work. He sent her ass right to the devil - the Republican Party.

Careful, this witch carries heat!

Oprah Buys Republican Women

Or at least she should.

No more 'My Favorite Things' episodes for those sluts!

GOP WOMEN BOYCOTT OPRAH WINFREY: Palin followers upset over Winfrey's ban on candidates until after election.




The Florida Federation of Republican Women has launched a boycott against Oprah Winfrey’s TV show and magazine because of her refusal to book Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin until after the election.


Winfrey announced that no candidate running for president or vice president on either ticket would be invited to her program until after Nov. 4. Yet the 58-year-old federation, which has 4,500 members, says Winfrey should have Palin on her show now, given how important the Alaska governor’s run is for women.


“She is an icon, and set her herself up to be such a women’s rights and women’s issues person. To have the first vice president of our lifetime on the Republican ticket being a woman and to sit it out regardless of what her personal political beliefs were was disingenuous, we felt,” the group’s First Vice President Cindy Graves told “FOX & Friends” on Wednesday morning.


Graves, 50, says she used to watch “Oprah” and occasionally bought her magazine. She told FOXNews.com that the group has been joined by women all over the country since launching the boycott last Saturday.


Before Obama became a candidate, Winfrey had the Illinois senator on the show. She has endorsed the Democratic nominee's candidacy and has appeared with him on the campaign trail. She also was very visible at Obama’s nomination acceptance speech in Denver last month.


We here at Society Sex have two words of advice to O on this issue:

Fuck'em!

McCain: Change...with Titties!!

John McCain has taken Barack Obama's platform of change and run with it!






And they're bigger because she is still breast-feeding her 9th child!


Barack, the original 'Mr. Clean, Mr. Change', has been surged past in the polls by the old coot, who has re-invigorated his campaign with a perky set of C-cups, held up high and proud by Alaskan governor (population: 17 and counting) and former beauty queen (# of contestants: 2) Sarah 'Easy on the Pulmonary' Palin.

There has been intense media coverage on whether or not Palin is (s)experienced enough to lead the country should the heartbeat away she is from the post materializes.

this is not outside the realm of possibility considering McCain's age (unavailable) and physical history (extensive and on-going). Should Palin win the VP slot, she could be instant first mom, sure to piss off Hillary, her B-cups, and her many constituents, many of whom are still licking their wounds.

Possibly, maybe, Clinton's travelling pantsuits will be taking a long siesta.

Heaux-mage of the Day: Vice Presidential Pussy Power

Classic.

Palin can kill McCain with her pumps, her pussy, or her pistol


And McCain is thinking:

"Yeah, I can tap that in the White House!"

We here at Society Sex know good and damn well that...

A) McCain is too damn old for his own wife, let alone a heaux on the side
B) Palin has a hot man at home, plus 4 (and counting) chirrenz to tend to
c) Cindy ain't havin' it

Remember, McCain will be a one term president. It is up to Sarah how long that first term lasts. She could cross her legs and give him an irregular heartbeat.

Someone's gonna shoot, then someone's gonna get shot!

Georgia Not On My Mind

Take a moment of silence.

The last stripper has left town!

In Avonia, Georgia, population abysmal...

This summer, a mob led by the mayor tore down gaudy billboards advertising topless dancers, put plywood over glass doors bearing a nude silhouette and purged the awnings proclaiming the incendiary name of the club — Cafe Risque — in a diesel-fueled bonfire.


Seven years after Lavonia was duped into allowing the strip club to open, it got even by secretly buying the club in a backhanded property swap. It cost the town $1 million, or roughly a third of Lavonia's annual budget. The deal could have come cheaper if Lavonia hadn't gone through a middleman.

We here at Society Sex are confused. Since when did people have to be tricked into seeing hot beaver on a bar? This is the United States of America!

But Owens says it was worth it, and Lavonia residents still stinging from the deception are eager to back him up.

"We're in the Bible Belt," says Ron Walters, the owner of a downtown flower shop. "You just don't do things like that here."

Bible belts are one thing. But chastity belts. They don't work. Just ask Mistress Palin.

Society Sex, if we had a heart...it would go towards all these strippers, displaced and jobless.

Whores, not wars!!

Palin's SteelTrap Thundercat

Angelina's sexiness isn't the only one causing people to write checks in the millions...


Obama raises $10 million after Palin speech
GOP raises over $1 million since speech


ST. PAUL, Minnesota - Barack Obama's presidential campaign said it raised $10 million Thursday following the Republican National Convention speech by rival John McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin.

Obama spokesman Bill Burton said Palin's address, heavily laced with digs at Obama, prompted an outpouring of donations from more than 130,000 donors.


We're up over the previous record and the number is still climbing the more Palin's attacks are covered on cable and network news," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said.


Check out the intro to the footage below. That's Cindy McCain mouthing to Sarah from the front row...

"Keep your hands off my man!"