Sarah Palin vs. David Letterman: It's War!

Ain't nothing fresher than a little Palin in your cup, right?!

Well, now the governor of that state with 5 people in it fighting mad. Watch out, Dave. This heaux packs heat!


"The Palins have no intention of providing a ratings boost for David Letterman by appearing on his show," Palin family spokeswoman Meg Stapleton says. "Plus, it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman."

This week, Letterman made the Palins the butt of several questionable jokes on CBS's Late Show after they visited New York and took in a Yankees game with their 14-year-old daughter, Willow.

In comments that have rallied Palin supporters to collective outrage (and were quickly converted into a fund-raising appeal by the "Team Sarah" Web site), Letterman cracked that the Republican governor had a "slutty flight attendant look," and that the worst part of the family's trip was "keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter."

About their visit to Yankee Stadium, Letterman joked: "During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez."

Well, what's wrong with this joke? Everyone knows the Palin children are always fuckin' in the forests!