Negress Distress: Read This Drama!!!

For the past week, rumor has it that actress Lauren London and rapper Lil Wayne are expecting, as well as Lil Wayne and R&B singer Nivea.

None of the three camps have come out to officially confirm or deny the reports.

Yes, we know. This is like any other day in the ghetto, but these are actually people with a dime to their name, so we carry on...


Among the blog chatter claims: Lauren and Wayne weren’t happy about the pregnancy initially, but they “have accepted it and chosen to raise the baby together.” Everyone’s all smiles now and very excited about the new baby. Lauren says that she’s “not worried about the pregnancy affecting her career,” and doesn’t really care about what people think. She’s stayed very positive throughout this entire time. Lauren and Lil Wayne have decided not to live together or continue with their five year “on again, off again” relationship at this time.

But wait, heauxz. The plot gets thicker than Beyonce's weave...


As for Nivea, rumor has it that not only did Lil Wayne get her pregnant, but he's also about to put a ring on her finger. The two were previously engaged, but broke things off in 2003. She went on to marry hip hop producer The Dream, with whom she had three children. They divorced last year.

First of all, Nivea's mama should be slapped for naming her after skin care products.
Secondly, there is not enough money in the world for us to even want to sit next to Lil' Wayne, but procreate with that ewok? That takes skills we are not capable of.

Third? When these babies pop out, Society/Sex wants to verify they're human!!!

Below is footage of this troll. Imagine lying down with that and not throwing up. Ain't enough cash in the world! We pray your laptop survives this visual fuckery.