Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Kelis: Heaux Up or Blow Up!




R&B singer Kelis recently filed for divorce from rapper Nas, despite being seven months pregnant. So what could cause an expectant mother to give up on the picture perfect family?

Turns out more than just crazy pregnancy hormones are to blame for this split. A sex tape featuring Kelis and another rapper is responsible for the couple's marital troubles. Though filmed prior to their marriage, it seems Nas’ macho feelings were hurt.

And now, Kelis is angling for more money from her babydaddy. WTF?

We here at Society/Sex are sick and tired of these so-called "baller bitches" proclaiming to anyone that will buy the CD/book/DVD that their taint and titty balls are drenched in gold...

Then when their man or insignificant other leaves their asses, they transform into what they really were from JUMP...

a pathetic, gold-diggin' trick-a-lick!

I love you, Kelis, but now is the time to shake your tail feather and spread your heaux wings!


In other words?

Shut the fuck up!, shake what yo mama gave you (or plastic surgeons did), take that
curdled milk to the corner and see who tries to lap it up.

It's a recession, bitch!

Get your A-game going!

Heaux up or blow up!

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