Ho Confessionals: Denise Richards

Excuse us for this skank-esque photo, but it was difficult to find any of Ms. Richards completely clothed.

Denise Richards may be single, but in a revealing new interview, she said her physical desires are well taken care of.

We know, we know. This is not really news, is it?!

While promoting the return of her E! reality series, “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated,”, Richards said she’s following in the footsteps of another Hollywood star who once sought brief romantic interludes.

“I interviewed Angelina Jolie years ago … she was single … and I asked, ‘What do you do about guys — you’ve got Maddox?’ … and she said, ‘I don’t want anybody in my life right now… but I do occasionally take some time off, a few hours, and go to a hotel, take a lover,’” Bush told Richards.

“Yep, I’m right there with her. 'Cause you don’t want to bring them home to your house, but as a woman who likes to have a good time as well, (and) has certain needs …Yeah, I do the same thing,” Richards laughed.

When asked if she has a “friend with benefits,” Richards confirmed she does, and explained why.

Aren't all her friends in this category?!

“Yes I do. Friends with benefits are awesome,” she giggled. “I used to be like ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship!’ After going through a divorce, going through all this, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time!’ When I meet ‘the one,’ I’ll be with him and it’ll be all good, but until then, you know, I like to have a good time.”

if she thinks Charlie Sheen was 'the one', she needs to get her head checked. Besides, two hos together is the same as 17 hos together. That's not love. That's ho-mance.
Wide Open Spaces.

Richards declined to reveal any identifying details of her mystery pal (as in one? please!), but she opened up about another topic, her three breast implant surgeries over the years.

“It was something — a dumb mistake I made when I was 19 years old,” Richards told Bush. “I had just moved to Los Angeles, I had a gorgeous roommate who got new breasts and I was so self-conscious about it because kids made fun of me because I was flat … I made the mistake and bought them myself.”

Richards, a reported former call girl, probably got them to keep her clientele up.

Go ahead, sue us, ho! We dare ya!