Lindsay Lohan is a Thieving Ho!

Dior earrings and a necklace estimated to be worth $400,000 have gone missing after Lindsay Lohan wore them for an Elle U.K. photo shoot.

This case should already be closed. Anyone with eyesight can see that Hohan is back on the smack/crack and thieving it up!

Someone call security!


Police confirm to People that the jewels were reported as missing on June 8, two days after Lohan posed in them. A spokeswoman for the magazine released a statement saying, "Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."

translation: "we cannot prosecute this strawberry snortcake until we have more evidence"

Lohan's rep tells the magazine, "We inquired and everyone from the shoot is being questioned. Hair, make up, stylist...even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate."

We'd suggest that the police look up in that dirty hole of hers.

Yes, all of them.