Jolie Causes Clinton To Collapse

Miss Jolie has some explaining to do. This is bordering on sextortion!

Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton fractured her right elbow during a fall Wednesday, her chief of staff said.

Clinton was on her way to the White House (dreaming of a tet-a-tet with Angie, no doubt) when she fell and injured her elbow, chief of staff Cheryl Mills said in a statement released late Wednesday.

Clinton was treated at The George Washington University Hospital, just a few blocks from State Department headquarters, before going home. She will undergo surgery to repair her elbow in the coming week, Mills said.

Clinton had been scheduled to join actress Angelina Jolie on Thursday morning at a Washington event marking World Refugee Day. That event has been removed from Clinton's public schedule.

There's our culprit!

How dare you, Ang? Does your steeltrap thundercat know no limits?!!

She at least owes Hillary a little candy striper action!

Somewhere, Hillary Is Screaming!!

Dennis Quaid and Julianne Moore are joining the cast of a new HBO film about former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Access Hollywood has learned.

Quaid and Moore will play former First Couple Bill and Hillary Clinton in “The Special Relationship,” the third in a trio of films that concern former Prime Minister Blair, a source told Access.

The film will focus on the relationship between the two world leaders.


According to Variety, which first reported news of “The Special Relationship,” the film series began in 2003 with the UK TV movie, “The Deal,” and was followed up in 2006 with “The Queen.”

Michael Sheen, who recently starred in “Frost/Nixon,” and previously played Blair in “The Queen,” will reprise the role of Blair. Helen McCrory, who plays Blair's wife, Cherie, in “The Queen” also returns.

“The Special Relationship” will be set during the time when President Clinton engaged in an affair with one-time intern, Monica Lewinsky. According to IMDB, Lewinsky will be shown through archive footage.

You mean to tell us there is no money in the budget for a cocksucker?

Oh hell, Lindsay Lohan will do it for free, and she's into meow mix these days!!

Now You Know Why, Hillary!

Women running for top offices need to appear competent and attractive, according to a new study. For male candidates, seeming competent may be enough.

It's a finding that could help justify heavy spending on makeup and wardrobe for Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, while at the same time raising questions about the need for a man like John Edwards to invest in a costly haircut.

For male candidates, the only thing that mattered was competence, while female voters preferred men who seemed both competent and approachable.

But for "female candidates for a hypothetical election for the United States presidency, both male and female voters were more likely to vote for candidates that were both competent and attractive," Chiao said in a telephone interview.

Blah blah blah. Hillary may not be as pretty, but Palin sure as hell isn't as competent.


Give me Hill any day!!!!

McCain: Change...with Titties!!

John McCain has taken Barack Obama's platform of change and run with it!






And they're bigger because she is still breast-feeding her 9th child!


Barack, the original 'Mr. Clean, Mr. Change', has been surged past in the polls by the old coot, who has re-invigorated his campaign with a perky set of C-cups, held up high and proud by Alaskan governor (population: 17 and counting) and former beauty queen (# of contestants: 2) Sarah 'Easy on the Pulmonary' Palin.

There has been intense media coverage on whether or not Palin is (s)experienced enough to lead the country should the heartbeat away she is from the post materializes.

this is not outside the realm of possibility considering McCain's age (unavailable) and physical history (extensive and on-going). Should Palin win the VP slot, she could be instant first mom, sure to piss off Hillary, her B-cups, and her many constituents, many of whom are still licking their wounds.

Possibly, maybe, Clinton's travelling pantsuits will be taking a long siesta.

Hillary: Respecting The Game

Whether you are an Obama or Hillary supporter, this one was one for the record books. If you are a McCain supporter, you might want to go to that other blog.

We here at Society Sex would like to take this moment out of our very busy day to give a worthy shout-out to the Lady Prez That Almost Was.

Now, you see, last night, Hillary put on her game face, set her own agenda aside, and delivered one of the most amazing speeches of her political career.

Now, who knows the real reasons for her delivery last night. The fact of the matter is, she did it, and she did it convincingly. Makes me almost want to ponder that Obama/Clinton ticket again.

We shall be shedding no tears for Hillary, however. If she plays her cards right, she can be in the White House in eight years.

It's only fair that she be allowed the opportunity to get her clit sucked too.