John McCain has taken Barack Obama's platform of change and run with it!
And they're bigger because she is still breast-feeding her 9th child!
Barack, the original 'Mr. Clean, Mr. Change', has been surged past in the polls by the old coot, who has re-invigorated his campaign with a perky set of C-cups, held up high and proud by Alaskan governor (population: 17 and counting) and former beauty queen (# of contestants: 2) Sarah 'Easy on the Pulmonary' Palin.
There has been intense media coverage on whether or not Palin is (s)experienced enough to lead the country should the heartbeat away she is from the post materializes.
this is not outside the realm of possibility considering McCain's age (unavailable) and physical history (extensive and on-going). Should Palin win the VP slot, she could be instant first mom, sure to piss off Hillary, her B-cups, and her many constituents, many of whom are still licking their wounds.
Possibly, maybe, Clinton's travelling pantsuits will be taking a long siesta.
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