Mama Said Knock Her Out

And before you heauxz even ask, no this is not an excuse to post images of nearly nude celebrities!

As if you sluts are complaining!

LL Cool J had a few words for Jessica Simpson this week, according to sources close to the Hip Hop star who released his latest album 'Exit 13' last Tuesday.

Simpson's new album "Do You Know," which happens to be the pop star's first foray into Country music, outsold LL Cool J's album by roughly 20,000 copies, sending the star into a bout of outrage.

We here at Society Sex think anyone that purchases any Simpson merchandise, be it Ashlee, Jessica, or OJ...should be shot, then stabbed.

Run the blooper reel...