Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Laura Bush: Understated Beauty?





Sex Society says a resounding...hell to the NAW!

But we are being opposed, it seems.


Elizabeth Banks, who portrays Laura Bush to Josh Brolin’s George in the upcoming film “W,” considers the first lady an underrated beauty.

“For some reason, I don’t think people appreciate just how beautiful a woman that she is,” said Banks.

I think it’s partially just because I think she needs a mini-makeover — but if she were wearing super stylish Phillip Lim dresses and had long, blond hair, I think you’d really be stunned by just how gorgeous a woman she is,” Banks said.

Plus, Banks gushed, “She has everything that goes into a great face: great cheekbones, beautiful eyes, great smile.”


Mini-makeover? How abuot major overhaul? Is Elizabeth woman smoking cannabis or what? It must be a bad batch. We smoke cannabis hourly at the offices of Society Sex and no matter how many puffs we take, we cannot wrap our minds around the theory that Miss Bush is stifling the hot. Perhaps we should take another puff.

*puff*

Nah!

No way, no cock-eyed how!

Elizabeth Banks is probably worried she'll be Bush-shot if she bashes her looks. Laura would never do such a thing. Maybe run your over with her car, then flee the crime scene. But never shooting.

That's left up to Dick Cheney.


Below is a clip from the RNC last week. Cindy McCain, vying to become the next First Heaux, makes Laura look like small potatoes.

Barbie goes tot he White House!


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