The Jester?

Latest comeback disc, 'Circus,' set to debut on her 27th birthday.


Is someone forgetting that this is sure to upset many holiday shoppers?!!

"Mommy, I want that heaux in my stocking!"



"Circus" is set for release Dec. 2, a little over a year after she released last November's "Blackout," which was perhaps her most critically acclaimed CD, but came during her infamous year of erratic behavior, rehab, custody battles and at least one hospitalization. She barely promoted it, and the album — though it was certified platinum — was one of her least successful.

translation: lines of coke were done off her best CD ever.

She won three MTV Video Music Awards for her clip "Piece of Me" and appeared on the Sept. 7 awards show looking fit and stunning, a reversal of her disheveled, widely panned appearance in 2007.

How much did she pay for this comeback?!


Among the producers on Spears' new CD are Nate "Danja" Hills and Max Martin, who produced some of her biggest hits, including her first, "Baby One More Time." The first single, "Womanizer," will be released to radio Sept. 22, her record label, Jive/Zomba, announced Monday.

Goddamit.

DON'T DO IT, HEAUXZ!
DO NOT FALL FOR THE BAIT!

Do not give her this comeback. Let her rest her weary country skank-biscuity ass in the swamp where she belongs.



OK, ok, we are a little bit blunt. We really wanna see if Britney gon' ho out or heaux up!?



Care to wager?!