Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Naomi Campbell: Heaux Up Of the Week





Take notes, heauxz!

This is how a seasoned and primed heaux operates:


According to media reports in Brazil, Naomi Campbell's Russian billionaire boyfriend reportedly shelled out $18.5 million to buy her a penthouse apartment in Brazil.

translation: a bunch of Brazilian skanks in the favela heard from one of their friends, that works in the hotel that Naomi Campbell was staying in, that the man she is currently fucking, is going to buy her a condo and siphon off some tax money.

The New York Post is reporting that the supermodel once told her man, Vladimir Doronin, how much she loved Brazil and "wanted to settle down there." Next thing she knew, he hooked her up with a pad in Jardins, the Upper East Side of Sao Paolo.

Brangelina ain't the only one with a steeltrap thundercat.


Glamurama.com says the place was a "gift" to the supermodel and the couple will use it as their home in Brazil.

We here at Society Sex have never received gifts like this. Fuck fruit cake when you can get real estate!

Meanwhile, Page Six also claims that Campbell is looking to repair her brutish image by trying to get photographed at various charitable events. She's also launching a clothing line through 284, the new label from Daslu.

translation: Naomi is re-locating her sweatshop to an undisclosed locale in Brazil, where her repeated slaps only cost her mere pennies on the dollar. And more importantly, no court-appointed rehab.

Amy Winehouse should move in next door. There's enough coke in the country for the both of them. Possibly.

*sniff*

But we digress.

Dear heauxz...when you have a weave like this, no man can resist you. Suddenly, prenuptial agreements and common sense just fly out the window.

So ask yourselves..how is your heaux-jo?

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