Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The King of R&B (Rocks & Booze) Comes Clean



We here at Society Sex chose this photo because Exhibit A to the right is Bobby Brown's son.


Heauxz, that's the next generation of crackery. Run high and heaux low for the hills!

Just because it doesn't appear that he was beat by the crack pipe, doesn't mean it's not true.

But we digress...


This is definitely not your mama's R&B:



Bobby Brown is quoted in Sister 2 Sister as saying he will 'make the relationship work.'



*In a new interview with Sister 2 Sister magazine, Bobby Brown not only cops to dating his manager, Alicia Etheredge, but suggests that she may someday be his new wife.

"That one (relationship) is gonna work 'cause I'm gonna make it work," said Brown.

translation: "I'm gon' beat this ho (note the spelling) into submission into she cracks in my favor!"


Etheredge has always maintained she and Brown are longtime friends and business partners, but she hopes to be the one when Brown chooses to settle down again.

translation: someone had to give Bobby some country cat, cuz Whitney was strictly clitty.


In an interview last year, she said, "I think that Bobby is a big romantic and really does believe in love. His parents are still married after all these years and I think that he will find that again."


translation: Bobby's mama is chained to a radiator in the basement of their parent's house as his father readies the crack pipe to shake her like a tail feather


At least Whitney finally ran away...


to Ray-J.

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