Thursday, September 4, 2008
Father of Future First Bastard
Is that Scott Peterson?
Serial killer good looks?
Run, Bristol, run!!!
Levi Johnston, soon to be teen father to Sarah Palin's 17-year old daughter had the photo op of the day shaking the un-steady hand of Republican presidential nominee John McCain yesterday.
We here at Society Sex are very bipartisan and we say:
If John McCain doesn't mind a little bastard baby crawling around the treasured, historic halls of the White House, neither do we.
Yes, we said bastard. It doesn't matter that they're getting married now. That doesn't expunge the plunge.
Society Sex sees no difference between Sarah Palin's teenage pregnant daughter or Jamie Lynn Spears. The only difference is Bristol was dropping it like it's hot in an igloo while Jamie Lynn was shelling out swamp pussy in the backwoods.
sluts know no class system.
We predict Bristol's baby daddy is the future Roger Clinton.
Stay tuned!
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2 comments:
Trust, when Obama wins the election, Bristol is kicking Levi to the snow drift.
Being a daddy and a husband will really cut in on Levi's hockey and drinking time. Should have spend the 5 bucks on a box of rubbers.
The only way Levi's getting out of this mess is getting arrested for DUI, or faking his own death.
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