Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The Dow: The Blow Up

Our editrix has been saying for months and now it is confirmed:

The dollar is dead!


We here at Society Sex have made all the deposits we care to make in the immediate future. It is all about withdrawals.

Thankfully, we have job(s) resistant to the world market (don't ask, don't tell). We are here to comment on your joy, pain, and suffering for mere pennies on the soon to be dead dollar and we don't know what having a budget means. We don't take handouts.

We are the hand-out.

The Dow fell but so did the price of oil. It eases the costs of laid-off/fired Americans racing to the unemployment office.


Will The Dow drop below the 11,000 mark?

To all of you concerned sluts, go rent Working Girl and take some notes. It ain't looking Melanie, er pretty!

Be sure to heckle the stock brokers that pass you on the streets as you work your corner. They can't afford you any more!

Be gentle. This may only last a season. And no coochie coupons!

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