Curious George Strikes Again

This image might make Mr. Michael come within seconds. Society Sex will shoulder the blame.

George Michael was arrested inside a public bathroom in London last night for possession of weed and crack.

Weed and crack?!?!

Crack is cheap, George! Even Whitney knows that! We're waiting to see if Wino was waiting in the grassy knoll nearby as an accomplice.

The police were tipped off by a toilet attendant after they witnessed George loitering around the underground bathrooms in London's Hampstead Heath. You just can't take Georgey Porgy anywhere!

45-year-old George was busted and taken to the police station where he was cautioned.
Cautioned? What the fuck? No, wait. He'd like prison. All the dirty toilets and free crack and holes to smuggle them in than he could stand!

This is George's _____th time with a public toilet offense. He was arrested in 1998 for trying to get some skanky times back in LA. Not too long back, he was busted again for drug possession and then Elton John ripped him a fresh hole in the press.

George is a goddamn idiot. You are a millionaire with 'assistants'. Make them assist you with your crackery. That's what they're on the payroll for. They should even be acting out his fucked up fantasies.


Below...the George Michael Masturbate Song...toilet and forest, extra.