R.Kelly Free To Pee (On You)

Let the water sports begin!!


In his first interview since being acquitted of child pornography charges, R. Kelly dismissed allegations that he ever preyed on young girls, telling BET News: "I don't like anyone illegal."

We here at Society Sex say...

'he could have fuckin' fooled us!'


Kelly also said he was relieved when the trial was over, and that his upcoming album would feature less of the sexually charged material that has come to define his multiplatinum career.

translation: remember, I can molest ya and caress ya

"I'm really trying to make this album ... a little bit different," he said in an interview that aired on the network on Tuesday. "Take a little bit of the edge off, you know? And you know, clean up a few lyrics if I can, you know?"

Kelly, 40, was acquitted in Chicago in June of multiple child pornography charges. The verdict ended a six-year saga that began when a videotape surfaced of a man looking like Kelly having sex with a girl believed to be as young as 13. Kelly denied he was the man in the videotape, and the girl in the video never testified.


For those that have never seen the video footage of R. Kelly pissin' on little girls, we will spare you. It's just not our thing.

We are sure this upcoming tour will be near a bevy of junior high schools across America. Talk about giving back to the community.

R.I.P., Aaliyah