Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Shocker of the Day...





Those webcams will catch ya every time.

Don't ask!

Clay Aiken is finally confirming what even Stevie Wonder can see: He's gay.

The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant beard, er, baby Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."


Please be sure to hide those dildos!

The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article to The Associated Press until Wednesday.
The baby's mother is Aiken's friend and record producer Jaymes Foster.

Aiken, who gained fame as the runner-up on "American Idol" in 2003, rarely addressed the frequent rumors about his sexuality. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

The multi-platinum singer recently released the CD "On My Way Here" and made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

How nice to release this statement when the world is suffering from massive hurricanes, bank foreclosures, mounting debt, and presidential debates. No one is going to even care now.

Good move, Gayken.


We cannot wait for his police bust in a backwoods truck stop!

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