Monday, September 8, 2008

It's Britney, Bitch!!! (Heaux Up of the Week)





Britney's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

Goddamit! Our voodoo skank-be-gone spell failed miserably. RAID, NIX...nothing works against this country-ass cockroach.

But we applaud her efforts begrudgingly.

We thought her 15 minutes of fame were far over, but this trailer park skank has shocked us here at Society Sex once again and like a boil, she has risen again.

Last night at the VMAs, Britney went 3 for 3.

No, not sexual encounters.

Awards, silly!

below is a clip from when Britney was fresh(er). OK, maybe not!


1 comment:

fug estate said...

It was a damn Britney pity party. I like the "Blackout" album but was "Piece of Me" really worth three moonmen? Eh, nots.