Strawberry Shortchanged

To mark Playboy's 55th anniversary in January, the magazine approached Lindsay Lohan about doing a nude pictorial. But it appears even an offer of $700,000 couldn’t persuade the actress to bare her breasts.

We are not alone when it comes to snapshots of Hohan's poon. So the question is: why turn down six digits when you've been flashing beet beaver for the past two years for free?

Lindsay's va-jayjay is so accessible, Society Sex could have slipped two of our digits in that strawberry shortcake from here.

And while Lohan has been photographed sans top before — in last year’s tribute to Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine — she is now done posing for naked pictures.

“She’d be happy to do the cover, but no nudity,” Lohan’s rep told Access.

The theme for the proposed layout was based on “Kitten With a Whip,” which starred Ann-Margret, and is Lohan’s favorite film. But, as Lohan’s rep pointed out, there wasn’t any nudity in that film either.

Her rep added that Lohan was “flattered” by the offer, but felt, at this point in her career, the 22-year-old doesn’t need to take her clothes off.

So we had no shame in providing our readers with a free shot of Lohan's titties. Discount mammaries!