Bobby Brown A DeadBeat Dad...Again

Yet another child that will be starving for attention/food.

We typed in 'Bobby Brown sexy' to be nice to him and get a nice photo, but lo and behold, there were NONE. But when we typde in 'Bobby Brown crackhead', dozens just shot forth from the computer. Hmmm, we wonder why?

Bobby Brown has become a father for the fifth time, the star announced during a performance at Rok nightclub in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.

“I just had a baby,” the singer said in a video posted by TMZ on Thursday. “Four days ago — my son Cassius!”

The 40-year-old R&B star was performing at the New York New York nightclub when he told the crowd that his girlfriend/manager, Alicia Etheridge, had given birth.


Brown has a 16-year-old daughter, Bobbi, with ex-wife Whitney Houston, and three other children from previous relationships.

Raise your crackpipes, heauxz! The King of R&B (rocks & booze) has added to his spawn!

Bobby Brown Should NOT Be Allowed to Reproduce

Bobby Brown is about to add a fifth offspring to his family. The R&B singer and his manager/girlfriend of two-and-a-half years are expecting their first child together, his attorney confirmed late Tuesday.

Alicia Etheridge is reportedly four months pregnant and due to deliver in July, according to a statement from Brown's attorney, Phaedra Parks.

"I'm really excited about my new addition to my family," says Brown, who plans to celebrate his 40th birthday with family and friends today in Los Angeles.

Parks also says that Brown is now clean and sober. "We're excited because he's in a good place – he's sober and he's very happy," the attorney says. "And I'm happy for Alicia and Bobby as well."

Clean and sober my ass.

Take a good look at Alicia now, folks. A year or two from now, she's gonna look almost as busted as him.

The King of R&B (Rocks & Booze) Comes Clean

We here at Society Sex chose this photo because Exhibit A to the right is Bobby Brown's son.


Heauxz, that's the next generation of crackery. Run high and heaux low for the hills!

Just because it doesn't appear that he was beat by the crack pipe, doesn't mean it's not true.

But we digress...


This is definitely not your mama's R&B:



Bobby Brown is quoted in Sister 2 Sister as saying he will 'make the relationship work.'



*In a new interview with Sister 2 Sister magazine, Bobby Brown not only cops to dating his manager, Alicia Etheredge, but suggests that she may someday be his new wife.

"That one (relationship) is gonna work 'cause I'm gonna make it work," said Brown.

translation: "I'm gon' beat this ho (note the spelling) into submission into she cracks in my favor!"


Etheredge has always maintained she and Brown are longtime friends and business partners, but she hopes to be the one when Brown chooses to settle down again.

translation: someone had to give Bobby some country cat, cuz Whitney was strictly clitty.


In an interview last year, she said, "I think that Bobby is a big romantic and really does believe in love. His parents are still married after all these years and I think that he will find that again."


translation: Bobby's mama is chained to a radiator in the basement of their parent's house as his father readies the crack pipe to shake her like a tail feather


At least Whitney finally ran away...


to Ray-J.