Naomi Vs. Tyra?

Is Naomi the Next Tyra?

Attention aspiring models/abusive women/cell phone aficionados across the pond!

Supermodel (and train wreck) Naomi Campbell is in talks to host a British version of America’s Next Top Model.

“Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking are...discussing... but nothing is set in stone yet,” Campbell’s spokesperson told the Daily Mail. If Campbell does sign on for the show, she'll give the reigning supermodel-turned-model scout, Tyra Banks, some competition—now that’s a runway walk-off we’d like to watch!

We'd love love love to see this.

Just think of sweeps when Naomi snatches off her wig, grabs her cell phone, and beats down an aspiring model?

Sign us the fuck UP!

Naomi Has a Bone to Pick

And probably a cell phone to throw too...

Naomi Campbell is accusing the advertising business of using the recession as an excuse to avoid using black models to sell their products.

"This year, we have gone back all the way that we had advanced," she says, according to UK's Telegraph newspaper. "I don't see any black woman, or of any other race, in big advertising campaigns."

Campbell, who was born in London to a mother of Caribbean descent, refers to the publication last year of a special edition of Italian Vogue dedicated to non-white models.

"That made some noise, but, unfortunately, we are the same as before," she says. "People, in the panic of the recession, don't dare to put a girl of color in their campaign, full stop. Nor of any other race. It's a shame. It's very sad."

No comment on addressing whether designers are afraid to hire Ms. Campbell, who has a history of beating staff and snorting up anything not glued to the coffee tables.

Naomi Campbell: I Am Not Retiring From Doing Nothing

Just in time for the release of new cell phones worldwide:

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is squashing reports that she has decided to step away from the catwalk for good in order to start a family.

The 39-year-old recently revealed that she longs for motherhood and one day plans to slow down her career, prompting speculation she wants to retire and settle down with tycoon boyfriend Vladislav Doronin.

She told reporters last year, "It'll be 25 years (as a model) next year. In terms of fashion shows, I don't really see myself doing every show everywhere. I'm a woman and I'd like to be a mother one day."

But Campbell insists she's not ready to quit just yet. Her spokesperson tells WENN, "She's absolutely not retiring from fashion. She loves what she does for a living and she's not planning to retire."

Naomi Handles The Help

The legal issue between Naomi Campbell and her former maid, Gaby Gibson, has finally come to an end after both parties reached a settlement earlier this week.

While terms of the deal are confidential, a lawyer for the catwalk queen says both sides are happy with the outcome.

Gibson's lawsuit, filed in Manhattan, accused the supermodel of hitting her and calling her names. She also says the 38-year-old threatened to charge her with theft after being unable to find a pair of her designer jeans.

Campbell denied the claims and was never charged with any crime in the incident. Gibson worked for Campbell from November 2005 through January 2006.

Assault Pays the Bills

NAOMI CAMPBELL TO FRONT DOLCE & GABBANA


Word has it that Naomi Campbell is about to become the new face of Italian fashion house Dolce & Gabbana.


A source tells Britain's Daily Star, "They (Campbell and the designers) have had a relationship that spans decades and now the plan is for Naomi to be their official muse and ambassador.


"She'll be at the shows and will star in their worldwide advertising campaigns. An absolutely huge deal is on the table."


London tabloids have the deal worth a reported $1.85 million.

D&G were well represented on the runway of Campbell's charity fashion show last week in London.


Hide all cell phones and send all assistants on permanent vacay. The original diva of the runway is back!

Naomi Campbell: Heaux Up Of the Week

Take notes, heauxz!

This is how a seasoned and primed heaux operates:


According to media reports in Brazil, Naomi Campbell's Russian billionaire boyfriend reportedly shelled out $18.5 million to buy her a penthouse apartment in Brazil.

translation: a bunch of Brazilian skanks in the favela heard from one of their friends, that works in the hotel that Naomi Campbell was staying in, that the man she is currently fucking, is going to buy her a condo and siphon off some tax money.

The New York Post is reporting that the supermodel once told her man, Vladimir Doronin, how much she loved Brazil and "wanted to settle down there." Next thing she knew, he hooked her up with a pad in Jardins, the Upper East Side of Sao Paolo.

Brangelina ain't the only one with a steeltrap thundercat.


Glamurama.com says the place was a "gift" to the supermodel and the couple will use it as their home in Brazil.

We here at Society Sex have never received gifts like this. Fuck fruit cake when you can get real estate!

Meanwhile, Page Six also claims that Campbell is looking to repair her brutish image by trying to get photographed at various charitable events. She's also launching a clothing line through 284, the new label from Daslu.

translation: Naomi is re-locating her sweatshop to an undisclosed locale in Brazil, where her repeated slaps only cost her mere pennies on the dollar. And more importantly, no court-appointed rehab.

Amy Winehouse should move in next door. There's enough coke in the country for the both of them. Possibly.

*sniff*

But we digress.

Dear heauxz...when you have a weave like this, no man can resist you. Suddenly, prenuptial agreements and common sense just fly out the window.

So ask yourselves..how is your heaux-jo?