Naomi Vs. Tyra?

Is Naomi the Next Tyra?

Attention aspiring models/abusive women/cell phone aficionados across the pond!

Supermodel (and train wreck) Naomi Campbell is in talks to host a British version of America’s Next Top Model.

“Naomi has been approached with an offer, which we are talking are...discussing... but nothing is set in stone yet,” Campbell’s spokesperson told the Daily Mail. If Campbell does sign on for the show, she'll give the reigning supermodel-turned-model scout, Tyra Banks, some competition—now that’s a runway walk-off we’d like to watch!

We'd love love love to see this.

Just think of sweeps when Naomi snatches off her wig, grabs her cell phone, and beats down an aspiring model?

Sign us the fuck UP!

RiRi-TV!

You'd think with her big ass 5-head, she'd possess more common sense in her cranium, but nooooooooooo. So black Hollywood has come to the rescue before she gets knocked up, Robin Givens-Tina Turna style....


Three television shows will take on the issue of relationship violence today in the wake of pop star Rihanna's alleged beating by singer/boyfriend Chris Brown.


BET presents a live "106 & Park" at 6 p.m. devoted entirely to domestic violence currently affecting teen couples. The show will gather a panel of experts, industry insiders, victims, perpetrators and survivors to carefully examine the impact of domestic violence among our youth and provide tips on breaking the cycle of abuse.



Meanwhile, Tyra Banks will devote today's episode of her talk show to the topic, and will share her own experience of dating a man who emotionally abused her.


Banks says the man chipped away at her, trying to break her down so he could be in control. One day, she woke up and decided to end the relationship because "when you're done, you know you're done."


Banks will also be a guest on today's live edition of "The Oprah Winfrey Show," which Winfrey has dedicated to dating violence in response to the alleged assault of Rihanna.

Rihanna, we are ready for your next club-banger, I mean, hit.

Ho or Heaux: Janice Dickinson vs. Tyra Banks

With Tyra Banks promotes the inclusion of the first transgender contestant on the upcoming season of “America’s Next Top Model,” former judge Janice Dickinson says she’s been there, done that. The self-proclaimed “world’s first supermodel” told New York magazine she broke that ground on her Oxygen show “Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.”

Wait a minute. Wasn't Janice the world's first tranny catwalker? We here at Society Sex thought she had her angry inch resuscitated during Studio 54's heyday but we could be wrong. Anyhoo...

The Tupperware quasi-tranny goes even further:

“I (never got) a note or call (from Tyra) thanking me for helping to put her show on the map,” Janice complained. “Whatever. She’s not my favorite person.”

She's probably not your favorite person because you are an over-the-hill collagened/botoxic nightmare!

Below is Miss Dick telling it how it really is. Or rather, she was higher than NASA during this interview