Jessica Simpson...Dumped!!

Two weeks ago, when PEOPLE asked Tony Romo what he had planned for girlfriend Jessica Simpson's birthday, he said, "It's a secret."

A secret someone might not like, as it turns out.

Simpson's birthday surprise turned out to be a shocker: Although Romo had insisted that things between them were "going good," the Dallas Cowboys quarterback ended their year-and-a-half relationship on July 9 — the night before the singer turned 29.

"She is heartbroken," says a source. "She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

She's really gonna pack on the pounds now!

Jessica Simpson: Knock Me Up, Tony!

As a quarterback, Tony Romo directs the actions of 10 men on the field, which perhaps could be good preparation if he and girlfriend Jessica Simpson ever decide to start a family.

Why?

Because she recently revealed she's hoping for a hefty amount of offspring.


"I'd love six kids running around, but I guess I'll have to start pretty soon," she told Australia's Daily Telegraph in an interview to promote her new country album "Do You Know."

Though she's been booed by the fans of Romo's team, the Dallas Cowboys, and been on the receiving end of jibes from his teammates, Simpson is thrilled to be romantically involved with the quarterback.

"It's a beautiful relationship," she told the paper. "He's everything I could dream of and I really love him. I'm proud to be his girlfriend."

And Simpson has no qualms about sharing her love for the football player with the world.

"Even if things don't work out between Tony and me — though, knock on wood, I believe they will — I don't regret anything I've ever said," she noted. "That's just how I love. I'm all in and I live one moment at a time. If I'm happy, I'll talk about being happy. Maybe I do talk too much, but I still feel as if I'm holding back.

One thing Simpson isn't holding back about is her excitement over little sister Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy. Ashlee is due to give birth to her child with husband, Pete Wentz, later this year.

"I already feel as if I'm an aunt because I talk to that baby all the time," Simpson said. "I'm really close to my sister and since she's pregnant right now, she's always around, which is great."

In the interview, Simpson also addressed questions of her show "Newlyweds," which she starred in alongside Nick Lachey.


"I don't regret the show or my marriage. Not at all," she said. "It made me who I am. I admit I'm a ditz and I've had my moments; I'm the first one to walk onstage, trip up in front of thousands of people and split my pants, but I don't take myself too seriously."

But now at 28, Simpson said she doesn't always look back with rose-colored glasses.

"I do look back on that girl and go, 'Oh Lord, she had a lot of growing up to do,'" she said.


People this retarded should be banned for procreating.

Mama Said Knock Her Out

And before you heauxz even ask, no this is not an excuse to post images of nearly nude celebrities!

As if you sluts are complaining!

LL Cool J had a few words for Jessica Simpson this week, according to sources close to the Hip Hop star who released his latest album 'Exit 13' last Tuesday.

Simpson's new album "Do You Know," which happens to be the pop star's first foray into Country music, outsold LL Cool J's album by roughly 20,000 copies, sending the star into a bout of outrage.

We here at Society Sex think anyone that purchases any Simpson merchandise, be it Ashlee, Jessica, or OJ...should be shot, then stabbed.

Run the blooper reel...

Jessica Simpson to Put Porn Career on Hold

The Society Sex survey says these titties were made for a dirty Sanchez!

She made a splash in jean cut-offs as Daisy Duke in the big screen version of “The Dukes of Hazzard,” but as it stands now, Jessica Simpson has no immediate plans to return to acting.

“I’m not closing that chapter of my life by any means. But I am all about the music right now,” the 28-year-old Simpson told E! News. “When it comes to acting, it’s gotta feel right for me at this point in my life. It’s gotta just be a really incredible director and production with an awesome studio and great cast … But for me right now it’s just Jessica Simpson is music.”

Simpson is about to release her first country album, “Do You Know,” which includes a song about her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (“You’re My Sunday”), and a song written by Dolly Parton (“Remember That,” which finds the two women dueting). But not only did the country legend pen a tune for the star’s record, she actually helped Simpson stay committed to music after a disastrous performance at the Kennedy Center Honors, where Simpson messed up “9 To 5.”

Let's all pray that this new foray folds, so that Jessica and her titties can find their way to a local porn store nearest you.

Or maybe Georgia needs a new stripper?