Governor Palin: The Bush Doctrine Is Not Between Your Legs

Is there anyone out there that thinks Governor Palin won the debate last night?

I didn't think so.

Why is this race still so close? Is it because the Democratic nominee is black? Yes, Repuliblicans, you have fucked up so much the past eight years, that the country may have to hand over the reigns to *gasp* - a Negreaux.

Try to compose yourselves, GOP.

Is this presidential race still so close because the only skirt on stage is on a ticket we did not anticipate it to be on? Not that Hillary was ever wearing skirts anyway, but I digress.

John McCain has one foot in the grave, with lots of experience, and should he six feet under before his term is up, we are left with this tart muffin. I don't care to break bread that way. Do yuo?

Obama is younger with no experience, they argue, but at least if something happens to him, I can rest assured that we would all be in capable hands under Joseph Biden's leadership.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, do you really think Palin would be able to tell McCain's people, who are Bush's people, lest anyone forget...how she would want to lead?

Didn't think so!

After a debacle of near epic proportions, Palin battled Democratic VP hopeful Joe Biden and because expectations were lowered immensley for her, pundits claimed immediately afterwards that she held her own.

Held her own? Are the pundits now smoking crack too?

Energy this, energy that?

WTF?

I don't want to hear about no goddamn energy, Miss Alaska. I don't need to see my tricks if the electricity is out. I have two hands, two AA batteries, and an emergency flood light if necessary.

No, Mistress P!

I want to hear about how you plan to fix this mess on Wall Street so I won't have to have surveillance in my bedroom for my insignificant significant others! I'm leaving my money under my mattress rather than place it in a bank that may shut down and flee any day now. But don't you fret, Sarah. I'm having safer sex, because I don't plan on bringing any children into this world just yet.

I don't want to hear about how you brought stability to a state 'up there'. Up there? 97% of the people 'up there' are probably your cousins. The rest of us 'down here' are waiting for help to come now, not four to eight years after you and your dear old, old, old, old, OLD John get out of office.

This is the most important election in the history of our country and John McCain should be slapped upside his wispy white hairs for this selection. This is the most fucked up chess maneuver I've ever seen in presidential politics. We have a Republican candidate that could keel over and kick the bucket with the flick of his VP's hemline and yet polls show it too close to call.

Sarah, plain and simple. Emphasis on simple. As in simple ass!

Finally, I have found the word to describe this smug soccer mom: smarmy!

My love affair with Miss Palin is over. I want a refund. Surely someone can manage that out of this $700 billion bailout?!!!