Miley's Boinking Old Men

In an interview Thursday morning with Ryan Seacrest for his radio show, “On Air With Ryan Seacrest,” Seacrest asked Miley Cyrus if she was dating model Justin Gaston.

“Why do you want to know?” Cyrus countered. “Do you have a crush on me?”

translation: stop asking me about my love life, homosexual!

Cyrus didn’t confirm she is with the handsome 20-year-old, but when asked if she is allowed to date Gaston, she answered in the affirmative.

“Yes, but I just think that right now everything is really good so I haven’t been really answering the question much,” Cyrus said. “We’re just really happy with… the way that everything’s worked out and he’s really been a really great friend.”


translation: we're not sure how the media is going to portray a teenager dating a guy in his 20s, so we're going to lie low and hope the sex tape doesn't surface

Cyrus said that in addition to being a “really great Christian guy,” Gaston has been there for her when she’s needed him.


translation: if he knocks her up, he'll have to marry her to 'set things right'

“He’s gone through stuff and I’ve gone through stuff… and I think it’s really awesome that we kind of have that in common, that we can talk about it and we understand,” she said. “I’m totally gushing right now.”

The “Hannah Montana” star said that one of the reasons the two get along so well is because Gaston understands the price of fame. And Cyrus’ parents also like Justin, the Disney star said.

“They do,” she told Seacrest. “He worked with my dad, so my dad thinks he’s really cool.”

And the pedophile train keeps a-chuggin'