Miley Cyrus "Re-Directed" By Disney

Disney has learned alot over the years. How many millions, possibly BILLIONS...has the company lost when its young stars turned into full-fledged sluts?

The leash on Ms. Cyrus has been tightened...

Less than a week after Miley Cyrus called it quits with Justin Gaston, the pop star admits that she has "reconnected" with ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas.

"Reconnected" means that Disney made her do away with her older man because he was fucking with her lovely fanbase, which keeps her and her Daddy in the lap of luxury, and insisted that she stick to sticking boys around her own age.

You can do it, Miley! You have years ahead of you to skank it up!

"He's my best friend, and we still hang out all the time, and we've definitely reconnected," the Hannah Montana star lied to radio station 107.5 The River in Tennessee on Friday. "We don't know what's going to happen in the future, but right now we're just kicking it and hanging out as much as we can."

The pair, both 16, were spotted on June 9, jet-skiing together on Tybee Island, where Cyrus is filming her new movie The Last Song. "They looked like they were having a blast," says an insider.

As soon as she turns 18, watch the chaos really begin. Count your pennies, Disney. This ho is about to blow!

Jamie Foxx to Miley Cyrus: "Hey, Ho!"

Jamie Foxx may be crazy like a fox, or just plain crazy, but he ain't stupid. Well, not stupid enough to know when it's time cut his losses. Such was the case last night on his conveniently scheduled appearance on the "Tonight Show With Jay Leno."

Like they say, timing is everything. The comedian/actor/singer used the occasion to publicly apologize to 16-year-old singer Miley Cyrus for making some pretty outrageous comments about her as reported in Tuesday's EUR:


"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career?" Foxx asked before ripping into the teen star. "Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan, start seeing a lesbian, and get some crack in your pipe; catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat."

Well, Mr. Foxx just took the words out of our mouths!

Miley's Boinking Old Men

In an interview Thursday morning with Ryan Seacrest for his radio show, “On Air With Ryan Seacrest,” Seacrest asked Miley Cyrus if she was dating model Justin Gaston.

“Why do you want to know?” Cyrus countered. “Do you have a crush on me?”

translation: stop asking me about my love life, homosexual!

Cyrus didn’t confirm she is with the handsome 20-year-old, but when asked if she is allowed to date Gaston, she answered in the affirmative.

“Yes, but I just think that right now everything is really good so I haven’t been really answering the question much,” Cyrus said. “We’re just really happy with… the way that everything’s worked out and he’s really been a really great friend.”


translation: we're not sure how the media is going to portray a teenager dating a guy in his 20s, so we're going to lie low and hope the sex tape doesn't surface

Cyrus said that in addition to being a “really great Christian guy,” Gaston has been there for her when she’s needed him.


translation: if he knocks her up, he'll have to marry her to 'set things right'

“He’s gone through stuff and I’ve gone through stuff… and I think it’s really awesome that we kind of have that in common, that we can talk about it and we understand,” she said. “I’m totally gushing right now.”

The “Hannah Montana” star said that one of the reasons the two get along so well is because Gaston understands the price of fame. And Cyrus’ parents also like Justin, the Disney star said.

“They do,” she told Seacrest. “He worked with my dad, so my dad thinks he’s really cool.”

And the pedophile train keeps a-chuggin'

Disney Goes 'Urban'

Hopefully, Oprah can strut her inspirational stuff through the Disney soundstages, find Miley, and intervene before she joins the skank contingent.


After Mulan got her own movie, Pocahantas got her own movie, mermaids, dwarves, even sea creatures got their own goddamn movie ...

Dinsey has finally given African-Americans their own movie.

Better late than never.



Oprah Winfrey has joined the voice cast of Walt Disney's animated "The Princess and the Frog," in the role of Eudora, the mother of the main character, Princess Tiana, voiced by Anika Noni Rose.


Set in the French Quarter of New Orleans, the film is Disney's first animated effort starring an African American princess. However, this isn't Winfrey's first time voicing an animated character.


Most recently, she played Judge Bumbleton in "Bee Movie," and she also provided dialogue for Gussy the Goose in the live-action "Charlotte's Web."


John Lasseter, the chief creative office at Pixar and Walt Disney Animation Studios, also announced that Randy Newman has written six new songs for "The Princess and the Frog." He appeared in person at the studio's presentation Wednesday to perform one of the tunes, "Down in New Orleans."


"The Princess and the Frog" is set for release in late 2009.