We here at Society Sex have such a heaux crush on the woman vying to be our first female VP (that we'd DP). So we have done a little investigative research.
She's a hunter and life member of the National Rifle Association. Ordinarily, we here at Society Sex are against artillery. Sex as a weapon is another story entirely. But she can hunt us any time.
She does not support re-legalizing of marijuana in Alaska despite using the drug herself at a time when it was legal under Alaska (but not Federal) law, stating concerns about the message re-legalization would send to her children.
OK, we're gonna have to do some soul-searching on that one.
Mistress Palin have two sons (Track, 19, and Trig, four months) and three daughters (Bristol, 17; Willow, 14; and Piper, 7). Those names are backwoods brilliance!
Word on the street is her youngest daughter is really the illegitimate child of their teen daughter... please let it be true!
Hot VP fakes pregnancy to clear her skank teen's name! We are loving it already!
I for one welcome our future VPILF and her allegedly morally loose daughter!
And last but not least, poll showed Palin's approval rating at higher than 80%.
It's gotta be those legs.
We're moist with anticipation for the next two months.
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