Possible V.P. Panty Pudding?

Look at her? She is seriously fighting the hotness burgeoning deep inside her!

Security!


McCain on Sarah Palin: "Once you get to know her, you will fall in love with her"

Does John-John mean in the biblical sense? What's going on here?!

Well, we here at Society Sex are not so sure about love, but lust?

Sign us the fuck up!

Hillary who?!

Society Sex went out to get a reaction from Mrs. Clinton, but her mouth was so clinched with shock she could not utter a word to comment.

Is this not the presidential pimp-slap of the election? Hillary cannot get a goddamn break. Not only did she lose out on the presidency, she received an unsuspected verbal laceration by Camp Obama, who denied her the V.P. slot, and now she may not even be the first female 2nd in command.

Have you heauxz seen this very un-frigid Alaskan? If she can promise us at Society Sex that she won't be wearing pantsuits, we may cross over and caress her hemlines.

For those of you threatening to call us sexist?

Thank you.

We are very sexist.

McCain better be careful. Palin may be packing plutonium poontang! He won't even live through one term with all that hotness cavorting around the White House! Cindy? Watch your man! I bet Bill Clinton is even considering crossing that party line in search of some sexy times with Miss Alaska.

Ooh, she could be very cold, but for a politician she looks very hot. Let your hair down, Pay-pay! We've seen her legs and we are staunch supporters of heels in the White House.

Pantsuits?

Not so much.

Republicans promise Palin can shake up Washington? We have just the spot she can begin her shakedown.

Obama was asked about Palin and as he was still reeling from the selection, he was stuttering and damn near speechless. It's too late for Hillary to join your ticket now, Obama! Hillary is going to take her 18 million votes, those cracks in the glass ceiling...to a new hole.


Mitt Romney thought he had the V.P. slot all locked up. I applaud McCain for choosing unconventionally. We here at Society Sex can't get over how smug Romney seems and quite frankly, do we really want someone in the White House named Mitt?

Hell to the naw!

Scandal in the White House! Palin caught riding geriatric presidential peen! We love it already! Hell, Palin is so hot she doesn't even have to fuck McCain. All she has to do is walk in the room, let down her hair, remove those glasses...that's instant cardiac arrest right there!

Stop the goddamn presses!

We're at a heaux crossroads!

Hot Alaskan heaux or hot negress in the White House?

Which road should SS take?

The possibilities are making us moist!!!